How can someone be "nowhere to be found?"

[Random Variable]

Isn't everyone somewhere to be found (unless they never existed in the first place)?

 

[seemingly random]

This really is a conundrum.

 

[ObiDon]

perhaps they are somewhere to not be found?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: seemingly random
This really is a conundrum.

I'll need a rock, and, get me some paper.

 

[Kaolccips]

nvm

 

[her209]

Dick Cheney...

 

[Snapster]

"Nowhere I've looked"

What about cremation :Q

 

[Kaolccips]

Originally posted by: Snapster
"Nowhere I've looked"

What about cremation :Q

Or being zapped by an alien ray gun. Cartoon style.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Isn't everyone somewhere to be found (unless they never existed in the first place)?

Have you ever noticed that when you DO finally find them....they're in the last place you looked...

 

[Snapster]

Originally posted by: Kaolccips

Or being zapped by an alien ray gun. Cartoon style.

ok ok, you can have your alien ray gun

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Police are not english teachers.

/thread

 

[Eli]

LOL...

I've never actually thought about the saying before. That's funny.

 

[eLiu]

They're in the butt. What what?

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: seemingly random
This really is a conundrum.

I'll need a rock, and, get me some paper.

welcome to the captain's quarters or, as i like to call it, the lovenasium!

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: seemingly random
This really is a conundrum.

I'll need a rock, and, get me some paper.

Zapp Brannigan: So, a plot to assassinate a weird looking alien with scissors. How very neutral of you. But everybody knows that rock beats scissors. And scissors beats paper! But paper beats rock Kif, we have a conundrum.
[Kif sighs.]
Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper. And while you're at it, go get a rock.


:laugh: It was a classic.

 

[seemingly random]

Another odd one is:

Store page - "if xxx is in the store, ...". So, if xxx is not in the store, what should they do?

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Tom Ryan: Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose. Half the time, I walk around feeling like a zombie!
C. J.: Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Mahalik: Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?
C. J.: Yeah.
Mahalik: She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.
Tom Ryan: Uh...
C. J.: [C.J. interrupts] What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?
Mahalik: 'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!
Tom Ryan: Guys, I'm trying to ask...
C. J.: [C.J. interrupts again] So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Mahalik: No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!
Tom Ryan: Uh, guys...
C. J.: [C.J. interrupts yet again] Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Mahalik: Unless... you a zombie.
C. J.: Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Mahalik: I'm gonna put that on MySpace.
C. J.: You do that!

 

[effowe]

That's a perfectly cromulent phrase.

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: effowe
That's a perfectly cromulent phrase.

This is causing Merriam distress.

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: seemingly random

Originally posted by: effowe
That's a perfectly cromulent phrase.

This is causing Merriam distress.

a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man!