How can I scratch my throat??

[Descartes]

I'm suffering from sinusitis, and the drainage facilitated by my meds is doing something to my throat. It itches like hell, and I can't seem to exert enough air through my trachea to scratch it. I ate one of those hard french rolls which was abrasive enough to provide some quick relief.

Any ideas?

 

Coat hanger

 

[Encryptic]

I'd tell you to stick a finger down there, but you'll probably just throw up unless you're really good at suppressing your gag reflex, in which case I'd recommend a career in porn.

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: Phocas
Coat hanger

I second that idea.

Try swallowing some gravel.

 

[waylman]

your boyfriend should be able to help you out

 

[ClueLis]

A hairbrush on a stick works wonders.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: waylman
your boyfriend should be able to help you out

:Q

 

[DaveSimmons]

Tiger?



sorry, can't think of any good "scratchy" food.

 

Try a sandblaster.

 

[Descartes]

Damn you bastages. I would think out of 8 replies one would be worthy of note, but this is ATOT afterall :beer:

 

There is no safe way of scratching your throat.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Tiger?



sorry, can't think of any good "scratchy" food.

LOL. I missed that the first time.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: Roger
There is no safe way of scratching your throat.

There is no throat.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: Roger
There is no safe way of scratching your throat.

There is no throat.

The spoon is in the throat.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Phocas
Coat hanger

His throat, not his uterus.

 

[her209]

use a dildo

 

[eakers]

its not meant to be scratched.

 

[courtjester]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: waylman
your boyfriend should be able to help you out

:Q

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: her209
use a dildo

:Q

 

[Topher]

I suffer from hayfever pretty bad, and have learned that you can actually scratch the back of your throat with the back of your tongue. It's hard to explain, as I've been doing it all my life. I was in my teens until I found out that wasn't normal. Then again, I was 16 until I learned I was colourblind. Maybe I'm clueless, but at least I know how to scratch the back of my throat! Hope this helps!

 

[FoBoT]

get some of that throat spray that deadens everything

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: courtjester

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: waylman
your boyfriend should be able to help you out

:Q

 

[JoeShmoe85]

try crumbling some crackers and swallowing them before your spit is soaked in it

 

[Nocturnal]

I somehow use my tongue to scratch the back of my throat when it is itchy. I've learned this method when I was a little kid. I don't know how I came up with it but when my throat itches I can use my tongue and it'll scratch it lol.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Phocas
Coat hanger

I like your style....we should hang out.