How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve

Shawn

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I haven't heard Prince in ages but this chick I was with last week had this song on and it's the perfect screwing song..... lol.




How can I put this in a way so as not 2 offend or unnerve?
But there's a rumor goin' all around that U ain't been gettin' served
They say that U ain't "U know what" in, baby, who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong

CHORUS:
Gett off ? 23 positions in a one night stand
Gett off ? I'll only call U after if U say I can
Gett off ? Let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off ? If U want 2, baby, here I am (Here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said U told her a fantasy that got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside (Yeah)
What she told me then got me so hot, I knew that we could slide (Ooh)

CHORUS

Gett off {repeat in BG}

1 2 3
Naw, little cutie, I ain't drinkin'
But scope this, I was just thinkin'
U + me, what a ride
If U was thinkin' the same, we could continue outside
Lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter
Strip your dress down like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show U, baby, I'm a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like U want somebody
Gett off

So here we, so here we?
So here we are, here we are in my paisley crib
What cha want 2 eat? (Ribs!)
Naw toy, I don't serve ribs
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when U sat down
Honey, them hips is gone
But that's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of somethin' James used 2 say
"I like 'em fat, I like 'em proud
U got 2 have a mother 4 me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
2night U're a star and I'm the Big Dipper
Na, na, na, na {x2}

(Kick it)
(Gett off) {repeat in BG}

How can I put this in a way so as not 2 offend or unnerve?
But there's a rumor goin' all around that U ain't been gettin' served
They say that U ain't "U know what" in, baby, who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off ? 23 positions in a one night stand
Gett off ? I'll only call U after if U say I can
Gett off ? Let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off ? If U want 2, baby, here I am
Come on

(Gett off) {repeat till end}
 

Shawn

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Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
wow, i've heard of people saying "lol" in real life, but i didnt know you could say "u" also.

That's how Prince writes his lyrics.
 

mobobuff

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Lyrics are kind of obnoxious... but I guess it could be a nice sex song for those with a low comprehension of intelligence.

Raspberry Barrette was better.
 

Ketteringo

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Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
wow, i've heard of people saying "lol" in real life, but i didnt know you could say "u" also.

Did they say lol like lollypop without the ypop, or L.O.L.?

Have you heard anyone say teh? Or pwn?
 

badmouse

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Originally posted by: Ketteringo
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
wow, i've heard of people saying "lol" in real life, but i didnt know you could say "u" also.

Did they say lol like lollypop without the ypop, or L.O.L.?

Have you heard anyone say teh? Or pwn?

Yes I have. Someone said that somehting was "tay suck" and I later figured out what they said.
 

DougK62

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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Lyrics are kind of obnoxious... but I guess it could be a nice sex song for those with a low comprehension of intelligence.

Raspberry Barrette was better.


Not nice to make fun of simple folk when you can't even spell 'beret' ;)

Prince is great. So much talent and so many good songs.
 

wfbberzerker

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Originally posted by: badmouse
Originally posted by: Ketteringo
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
wow, i've heard of people saying "lol" in real life, but i didnt know you could say "u" also.

Did they say lol like lollypop without the ypop, or L.O.L.?

Have you heard anyone say teh? Or pwn?

Yes I have. Someone said that somehting was "tay suck" and I later figured out what they said.

they spell out the letters, LOL. thankfully, i dont really hear it anymore. and yes, i've also heard people say things like "teh suck." generally from the hax0rs in my school
 

eigen

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Here are the lyrics that better fit the peopl in ATOT (and its a better song)

On the floors of Tokyo
Down in London town's a go - go
With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection
I'm a - dancing with myself

Oh, when there's no one else in sight
In the crowded, lonely night
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

{Refrain}
Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
And I'd be dancing with myself

{Refrain}
Oh, oh, oh, oh (4x)

Well, if I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

{As refrain}
Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance

Oh, oh, oh, oh (4x)
Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself Oh, world's all wet
Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself I'm gonna sweat
Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself I'm gonna sweat
Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself sweat (18x)
Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself (repeat to fade)
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: iloveme2
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
wow, i've heard of people saying "lol" in real life, but i didnt know you could say "u" also.

That's how Prince writes his lyrics.

I find that the words 'writes' and 'lyrics' are having their very definitions stretched beyond reason with that statement.
 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: DougK62
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Lyrics are kind of obnoxious... but I guess it could be a nice sex song for those with a low comprehension of intelligence.

Raspberry Barrette was better.


Not nice to make fun of simple folk when you can't even spell 'beret' ;)

Prince is great. So much talent and so many good songs.

Oh, I always thought he was talking about the clasp used to hold hair bunches together. Guess I never cared enough to think more than 5 seconds about it. :)

But honestly, this song just sounds like glorified Puff Daddy (the lyrics anyway, I can't comment on the melody of the song itself).