How can I mount this?

[Snuffaluffaguss]

get the 3m command thingies, they make different sizes for different weights and they come off supper easy once your done.

 

[BigJ]

To mount it, get up behind it, grab a hold of something, and just ease it on in.

 

[Amorphus]

I came in here expecting a pic of a goat, or something like that. :Q