How can I measure...

[TehMac]

I have always wondered how to do this, but do you guys have any ideas?





You have way too much time on your hands. If you're going to attempt to entertain us at least have the decency to pull the topic up to gutter level.


esquared
Anandtech Senior Moderator

 

[nick1985]

stick it in your own ass

 

[schneiderguy]

fleshlight with PSI measuring attachment

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: TehMac
Of my penis? I have always wondered how to do this, but do you guys have any ideas?

YAPMT - yet another penis measurement thread

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
fleshlight with PSI measuring attachment

I'm not exactly sure I'd want to measure "that" kind of PSI. :Q

 

[Ika]

Cut it open and measure blood flow rate. Outwards.

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: Aflac
Cut it open and measure blood flow rate. Outwards.

this.

 

[randay]

put weights on it until it deforms.

 

[Bill Brasky]

Dude, that's some weird shit.

 

[Howard]

Put it in one of these

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphygmomanometer

EDIT: Also, cut yourself.







EDIT2: Until all the Satan pours out, you pitiful lamb.

 

[TehMac]

ah ok, thanks guys, I'll try all these ideas.

 

[keird]

Penis pump and manometer. Subtract the difference of pre-erection from post erection. Post for posterity.

 

[Pacfanweb]

This thread reminds me.....on another sports forum, some dude asked about medicines for ED. Another guy posted, vouching for one of the common meds...Cialis, I think it was...anyway, his quote cracked me up...he said he took half a pill, and "had skin splitters for two days".

 

[TehMac]

Well, so far, I tried the pouring out of Satan, but I don't think he was very sociable today, so that didn't work out.

Where can I get a penis pump for cheap? Some people forget we're in a recession you know.

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: TehMac

Where can I get a penis pump for cheap? Some people forget we're in a recession you know.

ebay or FS/FT if you don't mind used