How can I become a stud?

[Wag]

Win the Triple Crown.

 

[GrumpyMan]

Well if you want to be a stud you can start here. Let me know how it goes. :beer:


Stud Manual

 

[nan0bug]

Most cool rock stars die young. You should try it.

 

[glugglug]

From dictionary.com:

1. A group of animals, especially horses, kept for breeding.
2. A male animal, such as a stallion, that is kept for breeding.
3. A stable or farm where these animals are kept.

Is this Mr. Ed?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bluemax
1) Turn to plywood.
2) Insert yourself into a wall.
3) Hide cleverly behind drywall or plaster so you can't be found without a "stud finder"
4) Get nailed! (Yowza!)

Man, those electronic stud finders are annoying. Every time I walk through a hardware store, the damn things all go "beep".

:beer:

- M4H

 

[tk149]

Let me get this straight - You're asking this question on a Saturday night on a geek forum filled with <cough> studs <cough> who also happen to be home posting on geek forum on a Saturday night. BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bluemax
1) Turn to plywood.
2) Insert yourself into a wall.
3) Hide cleverly behind drywall or plaster so you can't be found without a "stud finder"
4) Get nailed! (Yowza!)

Man, those electronic stud finders are annoying. Every time I walk through a hardware store, the damn things all go "beep".

:beer:

- M4H

You shot yourself with a nail gun?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bluemax
1) Turn to plywood.
2) Insert yourself into a wall.
3) Hide cleverly behind drywall or plaster so you can't be found without a "stud finder"
4) Get nailed! (Yowza!)

Man, those electronic stud finders are annoying. Every time I walk through a hardware store, the damn things all go "beep".

:beer:

- M4H

You shot yourself with a nail gun?

Yeah, minor mishap in the setup for last year's Easter service at the church.

- M4H

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: tk149
Let me get this straight - You're asking this question on a Saturday night on a geek forum filled with <cough> studs <cough> who also happen to be home posting on geek forum on a Saturday night. BWAHAHAHAHA!

We are taking a break tonite.

 

[matt426malm]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: matt426malm
Get Nailed!

Double entrendr&eacute;.

What if he's a metal stud?

screwed?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: tk149
Let me get this straight - You're asking this question on a Saturday night on a geek forum filled with <cough> studs <cough> who also happen to be home posting on geek forum on a Saturday night. BWAHAHAHAHA!

That Hurt.

I mean that really Hurt!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: matt426malm

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: matt426malm
Get Nailed!

Double entrendr&eacute;.

What if he's a metal stud?

screwed?

Text

- M4H

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: matt426malm

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: matt426malm
Get Nailed!

Double entrendr&eacute;.

What if he's a metal stud?

screwed?

Text

- M4H

He can't get screwed because he's a philips.

First post confirms this. He's a man-slut.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Ask Lord Jezo.

He did not ask how to get banned.

 

[Rogodin2]

You work out, read poetry, get some glasses, drink alot so you can hold your booze, grow to 6'5" if you're ugly get plastic surgery, pursue a law degree, buy a black car (with lowrider wheels ) play bach and powell in your car at 100dbs and drive through vegas-"stud" will mysteriously appear as a tatoo on your forehead.

the quick and the easy

rogo

 

[Deeko]

Hit the weight room d0-0d

 

[Chrono]

Time to get off of ATOT and start getting a life.