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How can I become a stud?

EagleKeeper

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Pretend you are a 2x4 and have someone put up some wallboard around you
 

jadinolf

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Oct 12, 1999
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Sitting at the computer posting on a Saturday evening?
Disgusting.
Wait.........that's me. :(
 

Amorphus

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10) Enter yourself in races
20) Win a bunch of them
30) Be bred
35) ???
40) Profit!

Congratulations.
 

bluemax

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1) Turn to plywood.
2) Insert yourself into a wall.
3) Hide cleverly behind drywall or plaster so you can't be found without a "stud finder"
4) Get nailed! (Yowza!) :D
 

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