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How can a Canadian become a US citizen?

One of my Sister's married a Canadian.

She has dual citizenship.

He applied for U.S. Citizenship

I sponsored/vouched for him.

He now has Dual Citizenship.

However, once every two years he has to have documented that he's spent more than one hour in the United States (to keep his Duality of Citizenship current or something like that). Anyway, one time he made a trip across the border, ate at a fast food joint - took a nap and then headed back into Canada and home, just to fulfill that requirement.
 
Originally posted by: Krassus
How would a Canadian go about becoming a US citizen?
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1. Denouce Celine Dion
2. Stop saying aboot
3. Denouce Bryan Adams
4. Football good, hockey bad.
5. Denouce Quebec


 
Originally posted by: Krassus
How would a Canadian go about becoming a US citizen?
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Whatever you do, do not call the immigration services there in Canada. They would confuse you and mislead you. Unlike the good folks up in here, LOL
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Krassus
How would a Canadian go about becoming a US citizen?
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1. Denouce Celine Dion
2. Stop saying aboot
3. Denouce Bryan Adams
4. Football good, hockey bad.
5. Denouce Quebec
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- Pick up a southern accent
- Stop drinking beer and start drinking "malt liquor"
- Buy a gun
- Become arrogant
- Start hating the French

😉 😛
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Krassus
How would a Canadian go about becoming a US citizen?
Click to expand...
1. Denouce Celine Dion
2. Stop saying aboot
3. Denouce Bryan Adams
4. Football good, hockey bad.
5. Denouce Quebec
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6. Denounce Dudley Do-Right and the rest of the Mounties
 
i'd just like to point out that this guy has had 1 topic on getting past a drug test, 1 on fooling a polygraph test, and now he wants to leave the country.



um...
 
Originally posted by: HOWITIS
i'd just like to point out that this guy has had 1 topic on getting past a drug test, 1 on fooling a polygraph test, and now he wants to leave the country.



um...
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No silly, he wants to transfer drugs across the border while being a citzen of the states, when he gets caught and is tested for drugs he wants to test negative, and he wants to do well on the polygraph when they ask him if he's smugglgin drugs. Pfft!
 
Originally posted by: Sketcher
One of my Sister's married a Canadian.

She has dual citizenship.

He applied for U.S. Citizenship

I sponsored/vouched for him.

He now has Dual Citizenship.

However, once every two years he has to have documented that he's spent more than one hour in the United States (to keep his Duality of Citizenship current or something like that). Anyway, one time he made a trip across the border, ate at a fast food joint - took a nap and then headed back into Canada and home, just to fulfill that requirement.
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Right, so he only got it because he married a US citizen?
 
Originally posted by: HOWITIS
i'd just like to point out that this guy has had 1 topic on getting past a drug test, 1 on fooling a polygraph test, and now he wants to leave the country.



um...
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HAHAHAH!! I don't think i've ever laughed so hard at something that was said online! 😀
 
to me it looks like we've failed you. you've obviously failed both the drug test and polygraph. now your only choice is to leave the country.
 
Originally posted by: Afro000Dude
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Krassus
How would a Canadian go about becoming a US citizen?
Click to expand...
1. Denouce Celine Dion
2. Stop saying aboot
3. Denouce Bryan Adams
4. Football good, hockey bad.
5. Denouce Quebec
Click to expand...

6. Denounce Dudley Do-Right and the rest of the Mounties
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Don't forget that they have to denounce the tank....
 
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