How business is done...

Abhi

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Sep 13, 2003
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Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the
World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World
Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a
vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents
than I need!"
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's
son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case..."

This is how business is done!!
 

SagaLore

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Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Abhi
Sue me.

*calls his lawyer*

Good tactics. That's how I get vendors to come down in price, just play them against each other.