How big would a planetary body have to be so that you could not jump off it?

[SaltyNuts]

That is a decent height/weight.

For a manlet LOL...

 

[SaltyNuts]

Real answer:
Modify the inputs to achieve an escape velocity of ~1.5 m/sec.

Escape Velocity Calculator

Use our escape velocity calculator to find out the speed required to leave the surface of any planet.

www.omnicalculator.com

BTW, 60 ksmoot is in the ballpark.

Damn IronWing, thanks, but how do I work that site? I was hoping someone would just tell me what time it is, not try and tell me how to build a watch LOL. So maybe tell me exactly how many "ksmoot" it came up with and I can translate to normal person measurements, like mass or volume or some shit? And what did you plug in for all those values? I was hoping someone would just say: "Like 1/8 the size of the moon" or "2 aircraft carrier's worth", to be honest, let's keep it simple LOL. Thanks!!!!

 

[DigDog]

..surprised that other humans know what a Smoot is; or where it comes from.

 

[feralkid]

6'2" (closer to 6'3"), and chalk full of muscles, 260 is right there.

Google Search

 

[SKORPI0]

Could a human jump off an asteroid? If so what would the maximum size/density be?

Answer (1 of 4): Here is a passage that deals with leaping from asteroids, from one of the greatest science fiction novels of all time: Edison's Conquest of Mars. And I'm not making that up. This unauthorized sequal to HG Wells War of the Worlds by an unknown author introduced any number of SF co...

www.quora.com

https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/46318/is-there-a-small-enough-planet-or-asteroid-you-can-orbit-by-jumping

How large an asteroid could a person jump off?

How large an asteroid could a person jump off? This interesting question goes back to 1952 or even earlier. It turns out that the asteroid must be no bigger than […]

skyandtelescope.org

https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/2simes

 

[uclaLabrat]

Dafuq? I'm 260 and only moderately overweight. I'm not close to 7'.

 

[Pohemi]

Interesting and informative 'comic' found in one of the posts inside one of those links from @SKORPI0 :