Dick Cheney has just announced he has changed his name to "Drive-by Dick", Double D for short. He has already signed up to star in a movie called "Boys in the Woods". He is releasing his new hit single "Spraying Lead" March 1st. His publicist just reported his album titled, "Above the Law", featuring sure to be hit songs "12 gauge Heart Attack", "Don't Make Me Ask Twice", and "Only the Trees Left Standing" will be out by Christmas. And this summer, his tour "Leaving the Woods on a Stretcher" featuring 50cent and Beanie Seagal, with tributes to Biggie Smalls and Tupac, is sold out in all the major cities on the East Coast and West Coast. His spokesperson said from now on when he enters a room he wants it to be announced that Double D is in the house.
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