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how about a nice fluffy pillow...made from....

Ew... that's wrong. I don't want my head resting on some dead pet. By diffusion, I'll have nightmares with scary animals.
 
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
yikes!

Mr. Burns would love these.

..and LOL nice find 🙂

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.
 
It would probably too hard to have my deceased animals that I loved tucked around the house in pillow form.

I might be able to go for a nice road kill afghan, though.
 
I wouldn't mind sleeping on Jeanette's pillows, if you know what I mean. nyuck, nycuk.
 
I'm guessing they're not machine washable?

"Oh, great my pillow smells like wet dog!"
 
Oh yeah, Jeannette must be the hottest damn taxidermist to have ever existed. She definitely breaks the 'ghoul' stereotype!
 
take a look at some of her hunting pics. She bagged a few wolves. This girl is badass.
 
Hmm, looking at her price list.

Novelty Items

Deer feet gun rack.......$95.00
Deer testicles on plaque.....$125.00
Deer butt.....................$185.00


I wonder how many orders of Deer Testicles on a plaque she gets.
 
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