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Housewife Convicted of Frying Husband

Housewife Convicted of Frying Husband
By STAN LEHMAN, Associated Press Writer
4 hours ago

SAO PAULO, Brazil - A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his body into small pieces and frying it. Rosanita Nery dos Santos, 52, drugged her husband in his sleep, then stabbed him to death two years ago in Salvador, about 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo, said police spokesman Idmar Bonfim.

She then hacked Jose Raimundo Soares dos Santos' body into more than 100 pieces, which she boiled and fried before hiding in plastic bags beneath a staircase in her house, Bonfim said. He said police discovered the body parts after receiving an anonymous phone call.

Bonfim said the killing was either part of a black magic ritual or an attempt by the wife to collect life insurance worth about $34,000.

Citing testimony from the woman's relatives, he said she may also have committed the crime "to avenge many years of humiliation from her husband." He did not provide further details.

Santos denied killing her husband but said she chopped up his body, Bonfim said.

"She claims masked assailants entered her house, killed her husband and then forced her to cut up the body and fry it because that would prevent the stench of a decomposing body from alerting neighbors," he said.

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I think your "Court Jester" title needs to be revoked. If jesters are supposed to be funny, you suck at it.

Or else you have a really sick sense of humor. 😉
j/k


Santos denied killing her husband but said she chopped up his body, Bonfim said.
"I came home and he was dead already. So really, what do you do when you come home to find a dead family member? Chop him up and fry him! Isn't that what everybody does? What's the big problem here?
You boys want some mystery meat sandwiches?"



More proof that it's a good thing that criminals are usually stupid. It's the really intelligent criminals that are the ones to be scared of - they know how to do the most damage without getting caught. For instance, if you want to be a serial killer, you have to be selfless - none of this stupid stuff of mocking the police with letters or notes. You know what those letters are called? "Evidence." If you're going to be a serial killer, you've got to do it just for the knowledge of a job well done. Don't do anything elaborate, don't leave a trail, don't be predictable - don't be stupid. And watch the documentary-style forensic shows, right there you get a good idea of what not to do.

Fortunately, most people aren't like that - the smart ones usually have something more to lose, like a good job and family ties. Usually. The stupid ones are usually those who are also stupid enough to commit the crime in the first place, and are also too stupid to execute it properly.
 
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