housemate just came home...

mdchesne

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he just came home from a frat party, and he is haaaammered. he decided ot make some eggrolls, but after a half hour of them being in the stove, i went to check wth was going on... he's passed out in his room, on the chair, with WoW on the screen and the guys on vent (or w/e WoW has) are screaming at him to "get in here and help kill this boss!"

so I'm left with some choices:

Shaming:

--indirect
----he left gallon of milk out... add a cup of lemon juice in it (curdles)
----frozen eggroll package left out...leave out and let them get ruined?
----eggrolls in oven, not burnt yet...should I just eat them?

--direct
----shave his head?
----marker his face
----he's on a computer chair with rollers...wheel him into the hallway that seperates the other apartments?

No shaming
--put his milk in fridge, put his eggrolls away, take the eggrolls out of the oven before they burn the place down and put them in the fridge for later.


O! and he has these DELICIOUS Oreo cookies. vanilla cookie sandwhiching a chocolate orea filling. mmmmmm, so good. i'm eating half of his stash of these regardless
 

LordMaul

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God, what a noob.

Eat eggrolls, take picture with your balls on his forehead, play WoW for him until his character loses as much as possible.

FTW.
 

ViRGE

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Originally posted by: KLin
kill his character in WoW :thumbsup:
Port to IF, and put some of his stuff up for sale for cheap.:D
 

DaWhim

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Originally posted by: LordMaul
God, what a noob.

Eat eggrolls, take picture with your balls on his forehead, play WoW for him until his character loses as much as possible.

FTW.

QFT!
 

brxndxn

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Eh.. just put his sh1t away so he'll do the same for you when you get hammered. If a roomate purposedly curdled my milk, and I wanted my breakfast, I would most likely physically harm him.

As far as I'm concerned, just eat the crap he left out if it's been left out for a while if you want it. It's standard roomate rules that anything left out in the kitchen is fair game.

You also might want to make sure he's positioned so that he won't choke on his own vomit. There's a lot of people that die that way.

 

DaveSimmons

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Are you an alkie like him? If so, think about the precedent you're setting and be prepared for when your turn comes.
 

HN

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wtf? get on the keyboard, type "screw you guys" and then "LLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOY jEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!!11111"
 

dugweb

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you do the third choice (put everything away for him) but also draw a penis on his face, and write something embarressing on his forhead... so at least he'll know you're his bud... but you still pwned him and he can forgive
 

MBentz

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Originally posted by: HN
wtf? get on the keyboard, type "screw you guys" and then "LLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOY jEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!!11111"

Ahhh... still funny. One of the better battle cries.

Shame FTW!
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: HN
wtf? get on the keyboard, type "screw you guys" and then "LLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOY jEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!!11111"

FTW
 

ElTorrente

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Aug 16, 2005
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Originally posted by: HN
wtf? get on the keyboard, type "screw you guys" and then "LLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOY jEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!!11111"

What the heck is that from?!?!?!

I don't know what it is, or what it's from, but I totally laughed out loud when I read it because it's so random. :laugh:
 

mdchesne

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Originally posted by: ElTorrente
Originally posted by: HN
wtf? get on the keyboard, type "screw you guys" and then "LLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOY jEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!!11111"

What the heck is that from?!?!?!

I don't know what it is, or what it's from, but I totally laughed out loud when I read it because it's so random. :laugh:

I had to look it up too
http://www.leeroyjenkins.net/images/pcgamer.pdf
 

mdchesne

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Give away all of his items and weapons and stuff in the game.

can't. the one thing I learned form his incessant WoW talk is that all hsi stuff is "bind on pickup" and I can't deequip without picking up something else. oh well, it's late anyways. I guess I'll be nice. It's not fun to shame someone when you're the only one sober enough to enjoy it. you need a group of people to witness
 

ElTorrente

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Originally posted by: mdchesne
Originally posted by: ElTorrente
Originally posted by: HN
wtf? get on the keyboard, type "screw you guys" and then "LLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOY jEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!!11111"

What the heck is that from?!?!?!

I don't know what it is, or what it's from, but I totally laughed out loud when I read it because it's so random. :laugh:

I had to look it up too
http://www.leeroyjenkins.net/images/pcgamer.pdf


LMAO that is some funny stuff!
 

HN

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Originally posted by: ElTorrente
Originally posted by: mdchesne
Originally posted by: ElTorrente
Originally posted by: HN
wtf? get on the keyboard, type "screw you guys" and then "LLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOY jEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!!11111"

What the heck is that from?!?!?!

I don't know what it is, or what it's from, but I totally laughed out loud when I read it because it's so random. :laugh:

I had to look it up too
http://www.leeroyjenkins.net/images/pcgamer.pdf


LMAO that is some funny stuff!

whoa...for y'all who haven't seen it:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8595138441473922109&q=jenkins

(you can see now how this can apply to your roommate there)
 

Storm

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Another vote for Leeroy Jenkins... but remember lead everyone into a major raid...

Is his character horde or alliance?

You could sell all his equipment in WoW...