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shortylickens

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Jul 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: GenHoth
Why is that a problem?
That was my question.

Its quiet and peaceful. Any time you want you can walk around and perhaps get a local history lesson.

AHA!
Thats why the OP doesnt want to be there, he might have to LEARN SOMETHING!
 

Drakkon

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1. Buy house next to graveyard
2. "Improve" house by adding randomly flickering lights, creeks, and various other ghostly cliches.
3. Post on Ebay as "haunted" and advertise all over the net
4. PROFIT!!!!
 

LordMorpheus

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Aug 14, 2002
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Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Don't do it.

I would never live in a place that was near the potentially undead.

Run.

Oh, grow up. Everyone knows that when the zombie infestation hits, only those infected in life will rise to join the ranks of the undead. Those already dead cannot host the infection.

The graveyard would be a plus, you'd have a (mostly) empty field through which to escape your house.

Edit: Even if it was some wierd strain that could re-animate the long dead (this seems implausible, you kill a zombie by destroying the brain. Once you die, your brain starts decaying. A decaying/decayed brain is a destroyed brain), how would they become infected? They are completely sealed from the zombie, no smells to tip them off. And if you're six feet under you don't need to worry about re-supply, you just ride out the infestation in your own little pine fortress, no worries.