House of 1000 Corpses is bad.real bad.

spaceman

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House of 1000 Corpses sucks.
actually it blows,harder than a tornado.
worst movie ever.
strangeland+texas chainsaw massacre hybrid
its so putrid that it doesnt even qualify as B movie funny.


Rob Zombie,please stick to music.......something you are at least semi competent in.
 

chocobaR

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Can't be worse than Dare Devil. That's like the cheesiest movie ever... The scene where Electra battles against bags hanging from the ceiling is so crappy...
 

MrBond

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It's better than strangeland (which was just dee snider being weird), but not by much.

The cinematography was pretty good. The set design was generally pretty good (something only zombie could have gotten right). I loved the ending. The movie had some killer (HA!) one-liners.

I'm still undecided if I should buy it on DVD or not. While I liked it, I really want an unedited version. According to DVDTalk, the studio wants a sequal, so they're probably holding the uncut version back until around the time it comes out

Edit:

It's all true! The boogyman is real, and you've found him
 

LikeLinus

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Originally posted by: MrBond
It's better than strangeland (which was just dee snider being weird), but not by much.

The cinematography was pretty good. The set design was generally pretty good (something only zombie could have gotten right). I loved the ending. The movie had some killer (HA!) one-liners.

I'm still undecided if I should buy it on DVD or not. While I liked it, I really want an unedited version. According to DVDTalk, the studio wants a sequal, so they're probably holding the uncut version back until around the time it comes out

Edit:

It's all true! The boogyman is real, and you've found him

Theprp.com reported that he's already started production of the sequal.
 

spaceman

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which is worse
Freddy v Jason or this nonsense?

maybe ill just go see the lock on horror film of 2k3.
gigli.
 

Regs

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Dare Devil wasn't that bad. Even though I think Ben Afflick is a very over rated actor. Actually, I think he sucks.
 

spaceman

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Originally posted by: Regs
Dare Devil wasn't that bad. Even though I think Ben Afflick is a very over rated actor. Actually, I think he sucks.

i agree :)
even tho he is a MA native and a Redsox fan, he somehow found a way for me to turn on him.