Hotties on campus.....

[Triforceofcourage]

Now that I am newly single and ready to find a new girl I can use some ways to approach girls on campus at college. No one in my classes are dateable so that means random girls on campus. Now how do you go up to a random girl on campus without it being awkard. Any good ways to start the conversation?

Can you give me some actual responses I can use?

Triforce

 

[pyonir]

"don't i have history with you?"

 

[Orsorum]

"Hi, my name is triforce, would you like to see my courage?"

 

[Goosemaster]

No pics?

:slap;

It works wonders...

 

[arcenite]

If you find one walking up to her car that has a nice car, you could compliment on it and start from there...

 

[chuckywang]

"Nice shoes."

 

[kalster]

Be my girlfriend so i can post your pic on ATOT and entertain a zillion geekboys

 

[JoeKing]

Start with
"Didn't I download you last night?"
and you're money!

--edit--
Ok so the OP wanted a serious answer? Here's my patented one liner that get's all of the women. God I can't believe I'm actually giving this out.

"Hey how's it goin?"

:Q

best place to use it is in line at one of the snack stations or while getting lunch. Because then you can end up sitting with them while you eat. It becomes like an impromptu lunch date.

 

[tfinch2]

"Let me take pictures of you so I can post them on my favorite message board."

 

[clamum]

"Hey baby"

/Butthead

 

[Triforceofcourage]

How about some actual responses I can use guys.

 

[Zolty]

Throwing frisbees at them always seems to work. Or you could just get drunk.... alot you are bound to wake up next to someone.

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
How about some actual responses I can use guys.

Originally posted by: pyonir
"don't i have history with you?"

That's not a bad one. Just modify it to suit your needs and make up some BS to start a convo.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
How about some actual responses I can use guys.

What did you expect?

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
How about some actual responses I can use guys.

LOL

You are lame if you get girl advice from the intarweb, especially this site.

 

[GroundZero]

sup? bitch

my place, naked. NOW!

 

[mooncancook]

start joining clubs so you can slowly increase your circle of friends, then you'll know friend's friends and so on... sooner or later you'll find dateable girls that you can appoach easily. btw when i was in school i was in the engr department so there was no dateable classmates.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Poke someone on facebook.

 

[Modeps]

Lets see... You could always say something CRAZY like

"Hi, my name is [insertnamehere]."

 

[Baked]

Would you like to be on the other end of my dog leash?

 

[thirdlegstump]

Like, hi, you're so hawt, I could cool you down

 

[MustISO]

"Want to participate in an experiment where a geek dates a real girl?"

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
I am NOT a spyware writer.

Yes you are :|

 

[shortylickens]

"You know those crop cirlces in England? I'm responsible for 'em."

Seriously, just state your name and ask her what classes she's taking (or what her major is).
I'm not in college and even I know that.

 

[Kyteland]

Since I'm a mathematician, I'll give you a few of the gems I like to use.

1) Do you want to teach you the integral of e^x? (Get it? Huh? Huh? .... Huh? ... .... )
2) ...

OK, so I can't think of any more. But seriously, WTF are you asking on here for. :roll: