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[Bumrush99]

She must have people knocking down her door to meet her!!

This can't be for real

 

[mugs]

You know, just because she rejected you that doesn't mean you should bad-mouth her on the Internet. :roll:

 

[Quasmo]

I love how people are completely unaware of how unnattractive they are and expect attractive people to flock to them. I mean, hey I'm ugly I sure as hell don't go after the finest piece of ass I look at.

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I love how people are completely unaware of how unnattractive they are and expect attractive people to flock to them. I mean, hey I'm ugly I sure as hell don't go after the finest piece of ass I look at.

"90% of the population is undatable!"

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I love how people are completely unaware of how unnattractive they are and expect attractive people to flock to them. I mean, hey I'm ugly I sure as hell don't go after the finest piece of ass I look at.

Start. You might get lucky.

 

[Bumrush99]

Originally posted by: mugs
You know, just because she rejected you that doesn't mean you should bad-mouth her on the Internet. :roll:

The picture isn't the thing that I found funny. It was the modeling for JC Penny part and the high roller lifestyle of dog watching and grooming

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I love how people are completely unaware of how unnattractive they are and expect attractive people to flock to them. I mean, hey I'm ugly I sure as hell don't go after the finest piece of ass I look at.

"90% of the population is undatable!"

74% of stats on the internet are made up on the spot

 

[conehead433]

Sorry, but I prefer to date girls one at a time.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I love how people are completely unaware of how unnattractive they are and expect attractive people to flock to them. I mean, hey I'm ugly I sure as hell don't go after the finest piece of ass I look at.

"90% of the population is undatable!"

"So how are all these people getting together?"
"Alcohol"

 

[conehead433]

OTOH she could have posted a picture of a hottie.

 

[schneiderguy]

"I ... have great curves"

im pretty sure being shaped like an apple doesnt count as being curvy

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I love how people are completely unaware of how unnattractive they are and expect attractive people to flock to them. I mean, hey I'm ugly I sure as hell don't go after the finest piece of ass I look at.

Start. You might get lucky.

Didn't you read my YAGT I totally got rejected.

 

[Bumrush99]

Originally posted by: conehead433
OTOH she could have posted a picture of a hottie.

Imagine if she did and you show up only to get greeted by her and the two roomates.

 

[conehead433]

Originally posted by: Bumrush99

Originally posted by: conehead433
OTOH she could have posted a picture of a hottie.

Imagine if she did and you show up only to get greeted by her and the two roomates.

If she did the resulting earthquake would keep me from reaching the door. As soon as I regained my feet I would be running for my life.

 

[MichaelD]

I like to paint and do welding (large sculture out of motorcycle parts). I am a Barbizon school of modeling graduate and even did a JC Penny fashion show 5 years ago, although I put that career on hold while I explore my fascination with the study of welding and art History.
I work fulltime as a dog groomer and part-time as a feelance dog sitter which affords me the better things in life. I hope to have some art displayed in museums sometime during my lifetime, as I really enjoy the limelight and notoriety. the limelight and notoriety. My roommates are 2 gay men (One is a wellknown cabaret singer) so please do not be homophobic as they are important to me.

W/O even looking at her picture, that paragraph would make me run the other way so fast, my footprints would leave burned holes in solid steel. :Q

AFTER reading the ad AND looking at the pic, all I can say is "She has very unrealistic expectations."

 

[hjo3]

What did you want her to say? "I'm a dumpy wannabe-goth f*g-hag -- please have pity and date me?" At least she has a positive self-image (or projects one, anyway). That quality is far more attractive than the girls who put themselves down or whine about how hopeless their love life is. I'm sure she realizes what she looks like. But she's making the best of it while she can. Putting yourself out there like that takes guts... most ATOTers could learn something from her example. Too bad most of you can't get past putting down an idealistic fat girl.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I love how people are completely unaware of how unnattractive they are and expect attractive people to flock to them. I mean, hey I'm ugly I sure as hell don't go after the finest piece of ass I look at.

"90% of the population is undatable!"

"So how are all these people getting together?"
"Beer!"

Fixed

 

[cw42]

i almost just threw up in my mouth.

 

[toolboxolio]

Too good to be true... must be a scam to get you to sign up for something.





















/end barf.

 

[VTHodge]

Originally posted by: hjo3
What did you want her to say? "I'm a dumpy wannabe-goth f*g-hag -- please have pity and date me?" At least she has a positive self-image (or projects one, anyway). That quality is far more attractive than the girls who put themselves down or whine about how hopeless their love life is. I'm sure she realizes what she looks like. But she's making the best of it while she can. Putting yourself out there like that takes guts... most ATOTers could learn something from her example. Too bad most of you can't get past putting down an idealistic fat girl.

QFT . . . most of you need to grow up. Not funny, just cruel.

 

[slackerinabox]

I think this thread is kinda mean.. She's lonely. Let her be.

 

[Fritzo]

She has great curves alright...big enough for a car to drive off of...

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: hjo3
What did you want her to say? "I'm a dumpy wannabe-goth f*g-hag -- please have pity and date me?"

Exactly. It's no different then a resume.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I love how people are completely unaware of how unnattractive they are and expect attractive people to flock to them. I mean, hey I'm ugly I sure as hell don't go after the finest piece of ass I look at.

"90% of the population is undatable!"

What about what's in your heart? the insides? you know , your character, your wit, your charm....?

Ain't that worth anything anymore?







*bursts out laughing*

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
She has great curves alright...big enough for a car to drive off of...

Also known as 'Love Handles'

or in this case... would it be the 'Oh Sh!t Handles' ?