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Hotline to Heaven! (A Brutuskend JOKE) Sent to me by a old pay in Mo.

A man from Denver, Colorado decided to write a book about churches across the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and began working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes.

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the telephone. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Phoenix, Austin, Omaha, Chicago, Milwaukee, and all around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and got the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Cassville, Missouri. Upon entering a church in this Southwest area of Missouri, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone.
But this time, the sign read "All Calls: 25 cents."

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church, I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?"

The pastor, smiling, replied, "Son, you're in Missouri now. This is God's country...it's a local call."
 
I've been to most of them and believe me, it IS Oregon! 🙂

Hate to brake the news.

And no, there were no brothel's in Nevada involved?

It's a old High SChool buddy from 1971 :Q.

I took a trip back to Missouri last Aug. , first time I'd been back since the summer of '72.

I can tell you there is NO place between Oregon and Missouri that I'd want to live.

It's all just differant shades of brown between here and Mo.

I was SO glad to get back here to where everything is green and alive looking!

But then we all have our differant tastes in enviroment I guess. 🙂
 
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