Hot Pockets! (best commercial ever?)

dougp

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This is seriously awesome. More awesome than Hot Pockets? No, but pretty freaking close.
 

QueBert

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because he got paid millions of dollars to do half a day's work?

You would blow a stranger on the street for half what he got paid.

because he sold out, rap isn't about selling out. He's already worth $100+ million so he didn't need to do this. Also this is corny as hell. He use to be a respected rapper, now he's lowered himself to a joke for what? some money? He's already rich enough to live comfortably forever - so fuck him.
 
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waggy

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lol lots of subliminal messages in that..


as for selling out? fuck he been doing that for a while. Good for him too. fucking make a buck when he can.
 

gorcorps

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because he sold out, rap isn't about selling out. He's already worth $100+ million so he didn't need to do this. Also this is corny as hell. He use to be a respected rapper, now he's lowered himself to a joke for what? some money? He's already rich enough to live comfortably forever - so fuck him.

You fucking serious? He's a pot head... he LOVES hot pockets. He probably did it purely for that. He'll probably be in a funyuns commercial next week.
 

blackdogdeek

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If I were as much of a baking enthusiast as Snoop, I would film a commercial for an endless supply of Hot Pockets as compensation, especially if I were already worth hundreds of millions of dollars. I'm surprised he hasn't yet been offered gigs with Doritos, Domino's and any chocolate product with caramel.

EDIT: LOL beaten to it by Brandon
 

Zeze

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You know what's trippy? When Upton was enjoying Hot Pockets in slo-mo, for a moment, I smelled Hot Pockets IRL... the pepperoni kind.

Wow, the mind is a powerful thing.

I've eaten it couple of times but I've never bought one in my life.
 

rudeguy

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You know what's trippy? When Upton was enjoying Hot Pockets in slo-mo, for a moment, I smelled Hot Pockets IRL... the pepperoni kind.

Wow, the mind is a powerful thing.

I've eaten it couple of times but I've never bought one in my life.

you know what's trippy?

After she had bitten off the one side and she slid her mouth around the other side...

it moved Jerry. IT MOVED!
 

SheHateMe

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All Snoop does now is smoke weed and make youtube videos for his online show.


Rapping for Hot Pockets keeps the pockets lined. I'm not hating. I'd twerk for Hot Pockets in a pair of Granny panties if it meant 2 Mil in my bank account.
 

Howard

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because he sold out, rap isn't about selling out. He's already worth $100+ million so he didn't need to do this. Also this is corny as hell. He use to be a respected rapper, now he's lowered himself to a joke for what? some money? He's already rich enough to live comfortably forever - so fuck him.
Yeah, fuck people who could be happy!
 

CZroe

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Who is Kate Upton?

because he sold out, rap isn't about selling out. He's already worth $100+ million so he didn't need to do this.

Bwaa! Ha ha ha ha! Don't you see the contradiction in that? He isn't "worth" those hundreds of millions if he has nothing for sale! His image is either for sale and worth $100+ million or it isn't and he's only going to get his cut of music royalties.