Shoot me!!!!!!!
Dear god, I am poor because I am a friggin competent human being. AHGHH!!! I hate it. I hope that stupid ho doesn't get anything. How do you define a defective hamburger?
I'm glad the old bag got 'only' 500k instead of the 2 million. Take away all the T's from all the coffee cups in the world and you have what that woman really is.
Oh no, I got frostbite on my genitals because I went to the grocery store and drove home with the bag of ice in my lap. How was I supposed to know it was cold?