HOT HOT HOT HOT SAUCE!!

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meaty

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I recently got this hot sauce called the bomb!
It has 234,000 scoville units, tabasco has 5,000.
I put some on a taco, about this size-----> * <------- with a toothpick
to taste it.
My GF was eating next to me on the right. I took a bite of the
taco & omfg......$!##$$$@%@#@!@#* My eyes wanted to poor water so bad
but I knew I wouldnt get my GF to try it then. I have no clue how I held it but
I did. Anyway I got my GF to try it & it was insanity. lol lol she hated me, but i wanted
her to know first hand how it felt so when we get ppl:D to try it.

This stuff should be illegal lol, I didnt know tastebuds could register that amount of heat.
If your kid ever bad mouthed forget tabasco, THE BOMB ( but I think it would be child abuse:(

TRUST ME , its the hottest S#I^ ever!

I purchased mine @ hollywood studio's city walk. A little store called tropicle nutz.


 
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Bulldog7000

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I HAVE HAD IT! I drank 2 freeking quarts of 2% after that! DAMN HOT! I had this much too <*>!

BDOG
 
Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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<<I recently got this hot sauce called the bomb!
It has 234,000 scoville units, tabasco has 5,000.
TRUST ME , its the hottest S#I^ ever!

Not its not! Thats just warm!

You want something thats hot? Try Possible Side Effects! 1,000,000 scoville units! It is THE hottest sauce period.

www.deathsauce.com sells it. I got my bottle of it at my local grocery store.
 
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Here's a chuckler...

Last year a buddy of mine flew in from New Mexico on a business visit and touted on and on how the hot sauce down there where he lived was so incredibly hot you could barely eat a drop without a quart of ice cream to chase it. So I promptly took him to a place in Oviedo Fla, called Tiauana Flats Burrito Factory. We ordered and I lead him to this purple concotion that sat innocently on the very back, with every imaginable warning label attached to forewarn you of imminent death upon your first taste. He filled a small ketchup cup with it and took it to our table. Spread some on his burrito, as I put on my welders helmet and gloves on for protection from his coming meltdown. His first bite was comical to say the least. His forehead sweat like a waterfall and his eyes bugged out. I chuckled and handed him a flat tortilla to chew. He couldnt take it...as I had predicted. Then he made one helluva mistake. He wiped his finger off on a napkin an tossed it aside, then grabbed it by mistake and wiped the sweat above one of his eyes. Well that was it. By the time I got him outta this place his eye looked as though he had gone a round or two with smokin Joe. Not to mention his 2nd bout with the offending sauce later that evening....

~wnied~
 
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<< WOW - 1,500,000-2,000,000 scoville units 3 a.m. Reserve is the hottest thing Blair have ever made, it takes his classic 2 a.m. one step further. All bottles are signed and numbered.

If you purchase the product known as Blair's 3 a.m. Reserve, you hereby acknowledge the intense heat factor of this product and the element of danger if misused. Blair's 3 a.m. Reserve is over 100 time hotter than a jalapeno pepper and is a complex blend of fresh peppers and extracts. This product is not a sauce but a food additive and should be used as such only. Furthermore, is should be clearly understood that Blair's 3 a.m. Reserve is used strictly at the purchaser's risk.

Purchaser hereby releases Gardner Resources, Inc. (the manufacturer) and FireGirl, Inc. (the seller) from all liability, indemnifies and holds harmless Gardner Resources Inc. and FireGirl, Inc. with respect to any claims of damages or injuries resulting from the use, consumption, ingestion, and/or contact with respect to Blair's 3 a.m. Reserve.
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!!! and its $45 for 2.5 ounces!
 
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<< My eyes wanted to poor water so bad
but I knew I wouldnt get my GF to try it then. I have no clue how I heald it but
I did. Anyway I got my GF to try it & it was insanity. lol lol she hated me, but i wanted
her to know first hand how it felt so when we get ppl to try it. >>



Awesome! I'm gonna take some to my friends who smoke a bit more than cigarettes and see what they do when they get some in them on a taco.
 
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b0mbrman

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Great...well...with all your stories, I think I'll stick to my nice, boring, no-side-effects Tabasco :)
 
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try some Pure Cap

we sell that stuff w/ a release form (cuz it can kill you) at the place i work

amazing stuff
 
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DDad

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Ummm, wasn't one hot sauce banned from competition because the judge tried it- and promptly had a heart attack?
Might have been one of the Insanity sauces
 
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I was in the same room with Bulldog7000 and tried that crap with him. DEATH COULD NOT COME FAST ENOUGH. If it wasn't for the ample supply of 2% milk, we would not be here today. My friend next door has a sauce called The Final Answer with is rated at 1.5 Million Scoville. A comparison would be 44lbs of habenero peppers into a small 2.5 ounces. Can you imagine that sh!t? The highest scoville rating possible is 16 million which is pure capsaicin. I've seen a 5 million sauce which was pure capsaicin extract being sold somewhere, but you had to send them a doctors and lawyers waiver before hand. Crazy, Crazy stuff.
 
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meaty

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no way, he died?
My that would be a f%#kd way to go to prison...
I won the hot sauce contest, but I got 30 years in the pen.
 
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rgwalt

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I just ordered some Liquid Stoopid... I'm looking forward to trying it.

Ryan
 
Iron Woode

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Bread would be a better choice to remove the sting. Water is useless. Milk is ok, but not for me (i am lactose intolerant).
 
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Piano Man

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There is this place in Des Moines, IA called Big Daddy's BBQ, which has sauce that is in the millions of scoville units. Big Daddy has had to put the fire out many times and he always uses water, hot water that is. Now when I say hot water, I mean HOT, almost scalding hot, becuase that is the only thing that will help. When you are getting up to the 1 million scoville unit range, milk doesn't do crap from what I've heard.
 
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meaty

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Wow hot water huh?
I always wanted to know how to stop the heat in hot sauce if to hot.
I dont drink milk cuzz im lactose intolerent also, so hot water=cure or are you just adding to the
prank:)?
 
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Mookow

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<< I won the hot sauce contest, but I got 30 years in the pen. >>



Yeah, but if you put that on your backside, you have a pretty good defense from Bubba.
 
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dnguyen02

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Has anyone ever tried dave's insanity sauce?? ... I had some fun times with that stuff....

A story that must be told...

I remember one time we got ahold of a bottle of dave's and we were just digging into it. About the four of us including my buddy Steven. Anyways... we were only tempting a drop on a sandwhiches and it was pretty intense. Next thing we knew we started daring each other how many drops could we take on the next slice of ham and cheese... Ok... now Steven was the one who had been holding the bottle and the sauce was starting to get all over the place...

Here's the killer...

Steven without knowing it scratched his balls.... Now... Dave's sauce... burns when it touches skin... Next thing we knew... he was running around the house screaming... my f*cking balls.... somebody help me.... ahhhh!! He looked soo messed up... he almost tripped on himself...

now that is a sad fate for any man...

Im not sure if he was crying or not... but i wouldn't have been suprised if he was cause... that was a lot of screaming...
 
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