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drac747

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I read about this in a local ad and went down to buy the product in person. It is a small family owned business and I told the owner that if the product actually worked for me I'd help them promote the product by posting it here.

So I'm rectally challenged and forget to eat my share of fiber daily. The product worked great and so I told them to make a webpage and spread the word. The only drawback is that they aren't accepting credit cards for the promo because they can't afford the merchant fees for giving away a product so I got them to accept Paypal instead. (They are verified members)

The product is made from herbs and comes in a nice spiffy bottle. The product is free and they are asking $3.50 to cover S&H. Their normal list price is $9 + S&H.

(They also offer free consultation to help determine what natural products you can take to help with your problems but its always free)

Anyhow, they were nice people, the product worked and they have an actual location.

Colon Cleanse Promo $3.50 shipped
 
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drac747

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Here's my dilemma .. I'm skinny so I don't do any physical activity combined w/ lack of fiber in my diet (b/c being skinny I'm not motived to eat healthy veggies) I've ended up taking a crap once every 48hrs which is not healthy. I found their ad in an alternative health newsletter I get while I was looking for natural means to help return my body to "regularity"

I didn't want to go to the drug store and by a laxative because those hurt your body more than help unless you have impacted stool (where its hard as rocks and you will die if its not fixed). My doctor, believe it or not, recommended taking a walk for half an hour a day and told me to look for a herbal solution since I didn't want to eat synthetic drugs (which will probably destory my liver and kidneys in the process)

I took two pills (you take them orally) in the morning and I take two at night. I've been taking them for 10 days now and after 2 days of taking them I'm more regular now than before and I don't have a stroke taking a crap because I'm not taking 2 days worth of crap at a time.

I'm into the whole natural health deal unless its a serious health problem I rarely take drugs.
 
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drac747

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Orally.

I have enough trauma with my rectal problems now .. no need to add fuel to the fire by taking suppositories. :Q
 
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WDK

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It's not that dumb ;-) Maybe you should give the guy a chance and not make an insulting comment ;-) The mods will determine what's best with or without your input.
 
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RoadRuner

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Drink a quart of vegetable cooking oil, same effect.

things will be running :) smoothly real quick.
 
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SinMen

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This is full of s**t.:eek::D
But I read from newspaper that some Asia people use the same method and it works great.
 
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drac747

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I've tried mineral oil but that has some nasty effects if you take too much of it.

If you guys think its a stupid thread don't read it. I've been reading and posting here for a long time now and figured someone could use the product since the doctor told me almost 40% of Americans do not have a regular healthy stool and it leads to all sorts of problems later in life like colon cancer, etc.

I guess its not a HOT deal since its not an computer equipment, you have to pay for shipping, you can't resell it on fleabay for profit, and your not ripping off an innocent company.
 
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drac747

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Have you seen that "priceless" series jpeg where the guy is drunk-passed out and has crapped his pants. Thats pretty funny.
 
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<< Do you have a White Castle near you? Those suckers will slide right through ya... >>



LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really don't know whats worse, breakfast or burgers......
I moved up to Cincy for a couple years and the first time I ate there.......HOLY SH!T
Then I made the mistake of eating breakfast, I couldnt eat again till late that night...arrgggg
 
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Maverick319

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Thats what they call White Castle burgers, Sliders. I think you hit on the origin of the nickname in this post. Guess the onions in the middle are extra lube.
 
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morkinva

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Do you recall the problem some folks had with 'herbal' fen-phen, like leaking heart valves and stuff? Herbal sounds harmless, doesn't it ?

This is my concern with this stuff: it isn't fda regulated (like that would make a difference anyway) then after your dead, well, too friggin bad buuuuuuud-eeee.

 
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dragonlord2112

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My all-natural(?) prescription: a sack of White Castles and a 40oz of Schlitz Ice beer. This mix is guaranteed to have you running to the bathroom in the morning...and feeling like crap (pun?) all day. :)
BTW: Anyone seen the Saturday Night Live Parody-commercials of Colon Blow? Or my all-time fav, &quot;Ooops, I crapped my pants!&quot;. roflmao
A little OT but its some funny funny sh1t.
 
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drac747

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I didnt know Fen-Phen or whatever was herbal. I was told it had herbs in it but it also had some synthetic compounds in there.

Regardless, even Tylelon is bad for you and if you take enough of it you can develop kidney problems. Just because its OTC doesn't make it safe.

Point taken though.
 
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drac747

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Yeah I've seen those infact I think there are in mpeg format somewhere on the web. Those are hilarious.
 
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