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Horses...

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TheOmegaCode

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I drove home from work sick today. As I'm driving home, I pass the local Junior College's farm. They have a good 20 horses. I notice that alot of the males are, *uh-um* excited. I also notice that I have the radio on for some reason (usually I play CD's) and there was a commercial for that new kid's movie coming out. Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. I remembered seeing a trailer for this on Friday, and came to a conclusion... Stallion my ass... In the movie Black Stallion, this new one (Spirit) none of these horses are stallions... When are we going to finally get the anatomically correct cartoons?!?!

I need to stop driving while medicated...
 
I wanted to reply before a lock happens. As a person who has horses I can tell you something. The male horse's genetalia (sp?) is, for lack of a better word, retractable. This means that when the stallion isn't either a) relieving himself or b) mating, it is pulled up inside, and you won't see it.
 


<< This means that when the stallion isn't either a) relieving himself or b) mating, it is pulled up inside, and you won't see it. >>


Pfff, I'm supposed to believe that for two hours the horse never get's excited? Bah... EVERY time I go up to the mountains these horses are visually assaulting you...
 
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