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PlasmaBomb

PlasmaBomb

Lifer
Nov 19, 2004
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
The chicken does this and is pulled to safety. Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
 
bobross419

bobross419

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Oct 25, 2007
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Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Horses

I hate it when mother nature lefs behind...
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OMG... forgot I had my speakers on high to listen to a voicemail now everyone in my office is laughing at me lol
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Turin39789
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: alkemyst
i am hung like one
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It's just too bad that the "one" is a filly.
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better than a fieldmouse.
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better than a field marshall?
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not sure what you were talking about there, but you two lovers relax. I am just passing through.

I'd recommend a blanket or something next time.

carry on.
 
eldorado99

eldorado99

Lifer
Feb 16, 2004
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Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Those things look fucking creepy.
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I agree, they look like what the horsemen of the apocalypse would ride.

Creative... but very creepy.
 
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SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: scott
Originally posted by: eldorado99
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Those things look fucking creepy.
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I agree, they look like what the horsemen of the apocalypse would ride.

Creative... but very creepy.
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Sorry the pics strike you that way.

I find them really amazing, because when home I walk all the time on driftwood covered beaches and can appreciate what a huge amount of creativity, talent, and cleverness those chick put into each sculpture. All the driftwood is so random, yet they select just the right pieces to position in exactly the right places. I couldn't do it.

I suppose if the media were more conventional it might then be appealing to more old fashioned conservative taste.

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You sound distinctly defensive here.

They are amazing. They also look like undead horses with grey muscle, bone, and sinew exposed. Undead horses are creepy no matter what they're made of. The one where you can see a wink of light through the eyehole is especially fiendish.
 
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