Horse Back Rider (stop me if you've heard this one!)

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Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when......

The Safeway manager runs out and unplugs the horse!

 

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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I like the one about the blonde who's rescued by an Indian on horseback...and later learns what 'riding bareback' means and that it wasn't a saddle she was holding on to!
 
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Stop. Please. I insist.
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