Horrific Subway Experience

[Ms Zinger]

Subway Pet Peeve: Grease on the window where somebody else has been resting their head.

One time I was riding the subway in DC and caught myself dozing off. I had quite a ways to go and figured I could catch a nap. Of course I wasn't about to rest my head against the window and get the grease transfer. I am a clean person with good 5 star hygiene. So I stuck a piece of the Washington Post to the window and rested my head against it.

When I woke up a few minutes before my stop I was completely refreshed. What I didn't realize was I proceeded to walk around for the rest of the morning with the sports page tatoo'd on my forhead. God I hate greasy people on the subway.

Please feel free to comment, or share if you have had similar experiences.

 

[deadlyapp]

LOL

 

[LordNoob]

Lesson of the day: never nap on the subway. Never.

 

[godmare]

ugh. get one of those huge condoms like in naked gun (2.5, I think it was)

 

[wizard5233]

haha

 

[Kalvin00]

:laugh:

At first I thought you were talking about the sandwich shop.

 

[LordNoob]

Originally posted by: godmare
ugh. get one of those huge condoms like in naked gun (2.5, I think it was)

Somehow I do not find putting a giant condom on your head to be the proper solution for subway filth... Correct me if I am wrong.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
:laugh:

At first I thought you were talking about the sandwich shop.

likewise then I saw "grease on the window" and thought WTF?

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
:laugh:

At first I thought you were talking about the sandwich shop.

likewise then I saw "grease on the window" and thought WTF?

lol, bahahahahaha i was picturing a guy with greasy head resting on the window watching the guy making the sub.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Question, why were you sleeping on the subway? That's like, asking for rape.

 

[Chaotic42]

I also thought that you meant the sub shop.

I've never set foot in a subway, and hopefully I never will. :beer:

 

[neutralizer]

Yeah, subways are nasty especially when the guy sitting next to you smells. I'd never sleep in the subway. I'll make an exception for the BART though.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I also thought that you meant the sub shop.

I've never set foot in a subway, and hopefully I never will. :beer:

its actually the best way to travel in a big city, don't have to look for a parking space, unless you're rich, then you can take a cab instead.

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
:laugh:

At first I thought you were talking about the sandwich shop.

likewise then I saw "grease on the window" and thought WTF?

lol, bahahahahaha i was picturing a guy with greasy head resting on the window watching the guy making the sub.

:thumbsup: Exactly what I was thinking

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Question, why were you sleeping on the subway? That's like, asking for rape.

Obviously the sweet aroma of urine put him to sleep.

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: LordNoob

Originally posted by: godmare
ugh. get one of those huge condoms like in naked gun (2.5, I think it was)

Somehow I do not find putting a giant condom on your head to be the proper solution for subway filth... Correct me if I am wrong.

Consider yourself corrected. It is the perfect solution.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
its actually the best way to travel in a big city, don't have to look for a parking space, unless you're rich, then you can take a cab instead.

Well, hopefully I won't ever live in a big city! 😛