Horrific Subway Experience

Ms Zinger

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Subway Pet Peeve: Grease on the window where somebody else has been resting their head.

One time I was riding the subway in DC and caught myself dozing off. I had quite a ways to go and figured I could catch a nap. Of course I wasn't about to rest my head against the window and get the grease transfer. I am a clean person with good 5 star hygiene. So I stuck a piece of the Washington Post to the window and rested my head against it.

When I woke up a few minutes before my stop I was completely refreshed. What I didn't realize was I proceeded to walk around for the rest of the morning with the sports page tatoo'd on my forhead. God I hate greasy people on the subway.

Please feel free to comment, or share if you have had similar experiences.
 

LordNoob

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Originally posted by: godmare
ugh. get one of those huge condoms like in naked gun (2.5, I think it was)

Somehow I do not find putting a giant condom on your head to be the proper solution for subway filth... Correct me if I am wrong.
 

RossMAN

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Originally posted by: Kalvin00
:laugh:

At first I thought you were talking about the sandwich shop.

likewise then I saw "grease on the window" and thought WTF?
 

Pepsei

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Kalvin00
:laugh:

At first I thought you were talking about the sandwich shop.

likewise then I saw "grease on the window" and thought WTF?


lol, bahahahahaha i was picturing a guy with greasy head resting on the window watching the guy making the sub.
 

Chaotic42

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I also thought that you meant the sub shop.

I've never set foot in a subway, and hopefully I never will. :beer:
 

neutralizer

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Yeah, subways are nasty especially when the guy sitting next to you smells. I'd never sleep in the subway. I'll make an exception for the BART though.
 

Pepsei

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I also thought that you meant the sub shop.

I've never set foot in a subway, and hopefully I never will. :beer:


its actually the best way to travel in a big city, don't have to look for a parking space, unless you're rich, then you can take a cab instead.
 

Mrvile

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Originally posted by: Pepsei
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Kalvin00
:laugh:

At first I thought you were talking about the sandwich shop.

likewise then I saw "grease on the window" and thought WTF?


lol, bahahahahaha i was picturing a guy with greasy head resting on the window watching the guy making the sub.

:thumbsup: Exactly what I was thinking
 

godmare

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Originally posted by: LordNoob
Originally posted by: godmare
ugh. get one of those huge condoms like in naked gun (2.5, I think it was)

Somehow I do not find putting a giant condom on your head to be the proper solution for subway filth... Correct me if I am wrong.

Consider yourself corrected. It is the perfect solution.
 

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: Pepsei
its actually the best way to travel in a big city, don't have to look for a parking space, unless you're rich, then you can take a cab instead.
Well, hopefully I won't ever live in a big city! :p