Horrible music on SNL

91TTZ

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For the last 3 weeks I've tuned into SNL and seen some talentless white girl get up on stage and sing like a black woman.

First of all, if she had any talent she wouldn't be singing in a voice that doesn't fit her person.

Second of all, if that's the type of music that SNL wants to play why can't they get a real black woman up there to sing it? It would probably be better and more legitimate than the corporate swill they've been playing.
 

SludgeFactory

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
For the last 3 weeks I've tuned into SNL and seen some talentless white girl get up on stage
The Killers were on there one of those weeks. Oh wait...
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: dbk
:confused: Are you talking about R&B?

Not R&B in general. I'm talking about a white girl singing like a black gospel singer. It's not even close to looking legit.
 

nakedfrog

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You know that awesome vocal solo in The Great Gig in the Sky from DSoTM was done by a white girl, right?
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You know that awesome vocal solo in The Great Gig in the Sky from DSoTM was done by a white girl, right?

That vocal solo is the one element that sucks in that song, regardless of who sung it.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You know that awesome vocal solo in The Great Gig in the Sky from DSoTM was done by a white girl, right?

That vocal solo is the one element that sucks in that song, regardless of who sung it.

Ah, now the topic makes sense. Sorry about your luck there.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: Baked
That can't get Amy Crackhouse that's why.

I don't have all the answers but enticing her with some crack is a good place to start.
 

CallMeJoe

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So a white woman can't have a big voice without "singing like a black woman"? Broaden your horizons.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
So a white woman can't have a big voice without "singing like a black woman"? Broaden your horizons.

I said nothing about having a big voice. The girl on TV doesn't have a big voice, but she pronounces her words like a black woman. The difference is that the female black singers I've seen sing like they speak, so it sounds legitimate. These white imposters are only emulating original singers. It's nothing more than generic corporate music, probably written on the 42nd floor of a record company highrise.
 

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
So are black women allowed to sing like white women?

If you had the maid from Billy Madison singing like Miley Cyrus I'd wonder about that, too.

 

nageov3t

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when you've got to book like 15+ live bands a year, you end up with some stinkers.

and there are a lot of bands that are great in the studio but suck live (radiohead comes to mind)