Hooked up with girl from club tonight that looked like Chloe from 24...

Accipiter22

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Alright, so i met this girl in the club tonight...looked like chloe from 24, but this girl didn't have that pinched face...plus she had boobzors. Other than that, she was a DEAD ringer for Chloe....so I'm trying to think of some lines from 24 to use when I hang out with her again on Tuesday...suggestions?
 

AStar617

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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Alright, so i met this girl in the club tonight...looked like chloe from 24, but this girl didn't have that pinched face...plus she had boobzors. Other than that, she was a DEAD ringer for Chloe....so I'm trying to think of some lines from 24 to use when I hang out with her again on Tuesday...suggestions?
How could she possibly look like Chloe without the pinched face and with "boobzors"? :confused:

 

AStar617

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
"I logged in from the subnet using an external mobile socket."

As a UNIX engineer, part of the reason I stopped watching 24 was because I stopped being able to suspend disbelief behind their completely asinine "hacking" blurbs. It wouldn't be bad if it didn't affect the story... but instead Edgar knew instantly how to open a backdoor into any device/network he ever came across (even custom ones like that nuclear reactor remote control from last season), and they make decisive plot twists based on giving Jack a "private socket loopback" from his Ford SUV over his cellphone or other such bullsh!t. :confused:
 

Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Alright, so i met this girl in the club tonight...looked like chloe from 24, but this girl didn't have that pinched face...plus she had boobzors. Other than that, she was a DEAD ringer for Chloe....so I'm trying to think of some lines from 24 to use when I hang out with her again on Tuesday...suggestions?
How could she possibly look like Chloe without the pinched face and with "boobzors"? :confused:

there's more to a person's features than boobs and their cheek bones
 

BrokenVisage

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
"I logged in from the subnet using an external mobile socket."

Wowzors if they actually used that line in 24.. no wonder I don't watch it.
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
"I logged in from the subnet using an external mobile socket."

Wowzors if they actually used that line in 24.. no wonder I don't watch it.

They use lines very close to this. It's pretty funny sometimes.

:laugh:
 

daveymark

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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
"I logged in from the subnet using an external mobile socket."

Wowzors if they actually used that line in 24.. no wonder I don't watch it.

don't worry, the show isn't geared towards people like you.
 

Lonyo

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
"I logged in from the subnet using an external mobile socket."

Wowzors if they actually used that line in 24.. no wonder I don't watch it.

They use lines very close to this. It's pretty funny sometimes.

:laugh:

Why don't they use real terms? Most people wouldn't have a clue if they did, but those who do know would be happier.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Alright, so i met this girl in the club tonight...looked like chloe from 24, but this girl didn't have that pinched face...plus she had boobzors. Other than that, she was a DEAD ringer for Chloe....so I'm trying to think of some lines from 24 to use when I hang out with her again on Tuesday...suggestions?


#1- a girl hooks up with you at a club. A club is probably the WORST place to meet gf material. I'm sure you're not the first, and you won't be the last.

#2- "Lines to shout at her"? What kind of guido are you? I'm picturing that shot of those guidos at the club with matching spiked haircuts... you know, the ones that got flamed for 500 pages.

:thumbsdown: