Honey Nut Cheerios, Hair, and You

[fustercluck]

For as long as I can remember, I've always found hair in boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios, mixed in with the cereal. Gross indeed. My friend has noticed the same thing. I haven't had this issue with any other cereals, including other Kellogg's brands. I don't eat cereal a lot anyways. But recently, not having Honey Nut Cheerios for a long time (due to having human hair in them more often than not), I bought a box and had some this morning. Guess what I found in it? Hair! God dammit. I got what I deserved. This has been ongoing for 20 years or more. Please someone tell me they have noticed this.

 

[darkewaffle]

The fuck are you talking about

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Never a problem with hair in Cheerios. But at least 60% of the time I find a still-beating human heart in a new box of Frosted Flakes.

 

[KaOTiK]

wtf? I hate Honey Nut Cheerio's quite often (one or two boxes a month) and never had hair in it. Are you buying some shitty off brand from Uncle Jim's Discount Groceries called like Honey Nutt Cheero's?

 

[gorcorps]

First, it's hair... get over it

Second, I think it's just you broseph

 

[Red Storm]

Your friend has been dumping his shavings into your cereal.

 

[surfsatwerk]

For as long as I can remember, I've always found hair in boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios, mixed in with the cereal. Gross indeed. My friend has noticed the same thing. I haven't had this issue with any other cereals, including other Kellogg's brands. I don't eat cereal a lot anyways. But recently, not having Honey Nut Cheerios for a long time (due to having human hair in them more often than not), I bought a box and had some this morning. Guess what I found in it? Hair! God dammit. I got what I deserved. This has been ongoing for 20 years or more. Please someone tell me they have noticed this.

You going bald by any chance?

 

[PottedMeat]

Your friend has been dumping his shavings into your cereal.

or general mills fucking hates OP and his friend

are they pubes?

 

[Saint Nick]

I found the jagged piece of metal in my Crusty-Os this morning

 

[Oyeve]

I found the jagged piece of metal in my Crusty-Os this morning

It's iron, it's good for you.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Here's a tip OP, don't buy half-eaten boxes of cereal from a guy with hairy palms.

 

[SagaLore]

Never a problem with hair in Cheerios. But at least 60% of the time I find a still-beating human heart in a new box of Frosted Flakes.

They'rrrre Greaaaaaaat!

 

[Mixolydian]

I've never found hair in cereal before.