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Is it just me, or do you get worried when a free iOS app lists "Bug Fixes" as the only change in their latest app update? I've found that it usually means that they've found a way to cram more advertising and in-app purchases into the application.
Wouldn't it be great if Apple required developers to write honest change log entries for their applications? I can imagine what they would look like something like this:
Calculator Pro: Made the full screen ad that pops up when you launch the app even more colorful and obnoxious. Pay up for the full version, you cheap bastards!
Candy Crush Saga: Added a cool new power up that basically wins impossible levels for you. We expect that most of you lazy players will pony up $5 to use this!
Facebook: Updated our backdoor to the NSA PRISM data mining program.
Skype: Fixed one obnoxious crash bug, but added two new ones. Aren't you glad that Microsoft bought us out and outsourced our development team to Bangladesh?
Yeah I know... just stop being cheap and use better apps. I know...
Wouldn't it be great if Apple required developers to write honest change log entries for their applications? I can imagine what they would look like something like this:
Calculator Pro: Made the full screen ad that pops up when you launch the app even more colorful and obnoxious. Pay up for the full version, you cheap bastards!
Candy Crush Saga: Added a cool new power up that basically wins impossible levels for you. We expect that most of you lazy players will pony up $5 to use this!
Facebook: Updated our backdoor to the NSA PRISM data mining program.
Skype: Fixed one obnoxious crash bug, but added two new ones. Aren't you glad that Microsoft bought us out and outsourced our development team to Bangladesh?
Yeah I know... just stop being cheap and use better apps. I know...
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