Honestly, WTF are McDonalds messages trying to convey?

GoingUp

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How do they honestly sell anything? The one with the guy eating at the carwash lookin at the pretty girl, saying shes intrigued with a guy who eats McDs and is called helmet head?

The one with the guy maturing nicely with his GF b/c he doesnt twirl his quarter pounder wrapper on his face?

What moronic ad agency came up with this sh!t? How does this convey any sense of connection of feeling with customers?

McDonalds should be banned from advertising for a year for these lame assed commercials

Edit: I mean at the rate they are going, they might as well use the Chewbacca defense to sell their crap.

Blah blah blah wookies, blah blah blah endor blah blah blah darth vadar. Cue McDonalds music and logo.
 

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Seriously. Marketing is all wrong. Just put a bottle of coke nestled between Heidi Klums boobs with a caption at the bottom that says "Drink Coke".

Brilliant!

You could do the same with a cheeseburger.
 

wheresmybacon

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The ones they have on radio are even worse. The one where the guy wakes up his significant other in the middle of the night to tell her that he's a "dollar menu guy", and that's "how he rolls". :confused: