Honest question.

[Jhill]

Is John Madden retarded?

 

[Akhen]

Nope just a very simple man.

 

[nageov3t]

he's retarded all the way to the bank.

 

[ViviTheMage]

he is old leave him be

 

[TBone48]

He's very old. His brain is smooth as baby skin, making loud exclamations and obvious remarks is all he can manage.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: loki8481
he's retarded all the way to the bank.

In his tour bus.

 

[Bill Brasky]

lol he is a pretty bad announcer. I've been ripping on him all night.

 

[3NF]

John Madden is awesome! Sure, maybe he's a bit lost now and then, but what 71 year old man isn't?

 

[KK]

he may be retarded but he's rich, and that would make him > * here

 

[Parasitic]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: loki8481
he's retarded all the way to the bank.

In his tour bus.

En route to his private jet.

 

[spidey07]

He's not retarded, just merely possessing so much money, respect and admiration that you can't quite comprehend.

Perception is reality.

 

[Miramonti]

He's not retarded, just old, which I guess makes him protarded (even tho results may be similar )

 

[slsmnaz]

He has a higher football IQ than all posters here combined.

 

[QED]

Originally posted by: Parasitic

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: loki8481
he's retarded all the way to the bank.

In his tour bus.

En route to his private jet.

He doesn't own a private jet. He's notoriously afraid of flying, so he gets driven everywhere in his own tour bus.

 

[Auric]

Is his tour bus short and yellow?

 

[IGBT]

..doesn't like flying. takes the bus.

 

[Auggie]

earlier tonight when they introduced the cowboys teammates (one of whom donated a kidney to the other), madden said something just shockingly asinine... it was something like "that's how you know when you've got a real teammate. giving up a body part for a teammate. it's like you're really teammates, really on the same side, really human. really teammates."

or something. it was funny, but yeah, i think the master is starting to slip in his old age.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Auggie
earlier tonight when they introduced the cowboys teammates (one of whom donated a kidney to the other), madden said something just shockingly asinine... it was something like "that's how you know when you've got a real teammate. giving up a body part for a teammate. it's like you're really teammates, really on the same side, really human. really teammates."

A guy just asked me to join the swimming team. I think he's after my corneas...

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: QED
He doesn't own a private jet. He's notoriously afraid of flying, so he gets driven everywhere in his own tour bus.

HA HA! /Nelson

:music: Madden rides the special bus, Madden rides the special bus :music: