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Honest boss, I have NO idea what happened to the copy machine....

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks
Jesus. Think of all the cuts he'd have.
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... in all the worst places.


Can't imagine why anyone would want a black and white image of their asscheeks so bad.
 
I've actually seen worse happen. Back in HS, we had this thing in the A/V lab. No idea WTF it was for, it jsut got used as a small table. It was a table, with a piece of translucent plastic on top, and beneath that, a couple flourescent lights. The plastic was additionally supported in the center by a metal pole - about 6 inches long, half an inch or so in diameter.

We used to sit on prettymuch every surface in that place. This one included. But then, this one guy took a seat on there.

... Can you see where this is going?

The plastic broke, and with all his weight suddenly supported on the metal pole, his jeans and boxers didn't stand much of a chance. Through a chance alignment of a certain oriface, he got an unwelcome surprise.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I've actually seen worse happen. Back in HS, we had this thing in the A/V lab. No idea WTF it was for, it jsut got used as a small table. It was a table, with a piece of translucent plastic on top, and beneath that, a couple flourescent lights. The plastic was additionally supported in the center by a metal pole - about 6 inches long, half an inch or so in diameter.

We used to sit on prettymuch every surface in that place. This one included. But then, this one guy took a seat on there.

... Can you see where this is going?

The plastic broke, and with all his weight suddenly supported on the metal pole, his jeans and boxers didn't stand much of a chance. Through a chance alignment of a certain oriface, he got an unwelcome surprise.
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*dies*
 
Originally posted by: Umberger
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I've actually seen worse happen. Back in HS, we had this thing in the A/V lab. No idea WTF it was for, it jsut got used as a small table. It was a table, with a piece of translucent plastic on top, and beneath that, a couple flourescent lights. The plastic was additionally supported in the center by a metal pole - about 6 inches long, half an inch or so in diameter.

We used to sit on prettymuch every surface in that place. This one included. But then, this one guy took a seat on there.

... Can you see where this is going?

The plastic broke, and with all his weight suddenly supported on the metal pole, his jeans and boxers didn't stand much of a chance. Through a chance alignment of a certain oriface, he got an unwelcome surprise.
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*dies*
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that would be a light table.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I've actually seen worse happen. Back in HS, we had this thing in the A/V lab. No idea WTF it was for, it jsut got used as a small table. It was a table, with a piece of translucent plastic on top, and beneath that, a couple flourescent lights. The plastic was additionally supported in the center by a metal pole - about 6 inches long, half an inch or so in diameter.

We used to sit on prettymuch every surface in that place. This one included. But then, this one guy took a seat on there.

... Can you see where this is going?

The plastic broke, and with all his weight suddenly supported on the metal pole, his jeans and boxers didn't stand much of a chance. Through a chance alignment of a certain oriface, he got an unwelcome surprise.
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... Why.
 
Originally posted by: Sqube
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I've actually seen worse happen. Back in HS, we had this thing in the A/V lab. No idea WTF it was for, it jsut got used as a small table. It was a table, with a piece of translucent plastic on top, and beneath that, a couple flourescent lights. The plastic was additionally supported in the center by a metal pole - about 6 inches long, half an inch or so in diameter.

We used to sit on prettymuch every surface in that place. This one included. But then, this one guy took a seat on there.

... Can you see where this is going?

The plastic broke, and with all his weight suddenly supported on the metal pole, his jeans and boxers didn't stand much of a chance. Through a chance alignment of a certain oriface, he got an unwelcome surprise.
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... Why.
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Fate, perhaps?
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I've actually seen worse happen. Back in HS, we had this thing in the A/V lab. No idea WTF it was for, it jsut got used as a small table. It was a table, with a piece of translucent plastic on top, and beneath that, a couple flourescent lights. The plastic was additionally supported in the center by a metal pole - about 6 inches long, half an inch or so in diameter.

We used to sit on prettymuch every surface in that place. This one included. But then, this one guy took a seat on there.

... Can you see where this is going?

The plastic broke, and with all his weight suddenly supported on the metal pole, his jeans and boxers didn't stand much of a chance. Through a chance alignment of a certain oriface, he got an unwelcome surprise.
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I would have taken a jagged piece of plastic and killed myself right hen and there. Buhhhhh.....
 
Originally posted by: ta8689
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I've actually seen worse happen. Back in HS, we had this thing in the A/V lab. No idea WTF it was for, it jsut got used as a small table. It was a table, with a piece of translucent plastic on top, and beneath that, a couple flourescent lights. The plastic was additionally supported in the center by a metal pole - about 6 inches long, half an inch or so in diameter.

We used to sit on prettymuch every surface in that place. This one included. But then, this one guy took a seat on there.

... Can you see where this is going?

The plastic broke, and with all his weight suddenly supported on the metal pole, his jeans and boxers didn't stand much of a chance. Through a chance alignment of a certain oriface, he got an unwelcome surprise.
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I would have taken a jagged piece of plastic and killed myself right hen and there. Buhhhhh.....
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I would have, too. Especially since this girl he was flirting with was standing right in front of him when it happened.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: ta8689
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I've actually seen worse happen. Back in HS, we had this thing in the A/V lab. No idea WTF it was for, it jsut got used as a small table. It was a table, with a piece of translucent plastic on top, and beneath that, a couple flourescent lights. The plastic was additionally supported in the center by a metal pole - about 6 inches long, half an inch or so in diameter.

We used to sit on prettymuch every surface in that place. This one included. But then, this one guy took a seat on there.

... Can you see where this is going?

The plastic broke, and with all his weight suddenly supported on the metal pole, his jeans and boxers didn't stand much of a chance. Through a chance alignment of a certain oriface, he got an unwelcome surprise.
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I would have taken a jagged piece of plastic and killed myself right hen and there. Buhhhhh.....
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I would have, too. Especially since this girl he was flirting with was standing right in front of him when it happened.
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he was going for the sympathy angle
 
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