Homonym for 'Adam Black'

[BlackAdam]

Wow, my new US Government teacher is a amazing... cool guy, werid assignment. Guy wants us to figure out a homonym for our names. And then draw it...

Homonym - One of two or more words that have the same sound and often the same spelling but differ in meaning, such as bank (embankment) and bank (place where money is kept).

Example:
Mr. Robertshaw
Master Rubber Straw
:raws a kung-fu straw::

I'm trying to figure out one for my own name, but have been really unsuccesful. I've helped out like 4 or 5 of my peers, but haven't gotten any insight on a homonym for my name. Since you ATOT lurkers own, I'm open to any suggestions for my name.

Adam Black

Thanks

 

[myusername]

madame plaque

a hooker with gingivitis

madame jack ...

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Bad in Black, though that uses your last name.

 

[Colt45]

atom blach?

blach isn't really a word though eh..

 

[JonnyStarks]

mad at back

 

[Stumps]

huh? wuzzle wazzle!

 

[myusername]

sodom crack

 

[Stumps]

sniff my crack?

 

[So]

Anyone care to explain WHAT that has to do with the US government?

Well, other than the fact the gov't is largely populated by incompotent boobs.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Atom Block

 

[So]

Oh, and

"Take it around back"

 

[Stumps]

come squeeze my rack

 

[Stumps]

no wait leave my man boobs alone!

 

[myusername]

If you have very very small enterprise storage needs, you might look into a datum rack

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: BlackAdam
Example:
Mr. Robertshaw
Master Rubber Straw
:raws a kung-fu straw::

That's not really a homonym

An example of a homonym would be Mistur Roburt Shah

But if that's acceptable, you might as well stretch your own name to something drawable

 

[glenn1]

How close does it have to be? "I damn lack" works. Or how about a photo of Michael Jackson with the caption, "I am black?"

 

[mugs]

a damn black
or a dam black would be easier to draw... draw a black guy on a dam

 

[glenn1]

a damn black

That was my first thought as well, but probably not a good idea in the politically correct world in which we live. Someone would probably be "offended" by that and the OP would wind up in weeks if not years of mandatory sensitivity training for pennance in daring utter something which is the actual homonym of his name.

 

[Nitemare]

Madame Crack


A working girl who also fixes sinks

 

[BlackAdam]

Wow, thanks guys... you guys own. Yeah, he's a weird one, but it's the first day, so I'll see after that. His isn't too good, but the homonym doesn't have to be perfect. My original was "A Damn Back", and draw a Mexican with a sombrero, in a canoe... even though I'm half-Mexican... not sure if it'd be ok to do. Madame Plaque seems like the winner for now, as it's one that will be pretty simple for an idiot like me to draw. Any more suggestions?