Homer vs Peter

Zanix

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Superheros never fight superheros.

Wait, did batman ever fight superman?
 

amish

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peter is basically a clone of homer. drunk, fat, and stupid. the simpsons even did a little slap in the face to family guy in an episode. it was the episode where homer could create clones of himself with a hammock. he starts to make a sh!tload of clones and peter griffin pops out too.
 

Demon-Xanth

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Peter has more fighting experience, and a wife that knows Kung Fu. However, Homer has professional boxing experience. But I think the deciding factor happens to be that they both like getting drunk. So I had to vote for the beer company.
 

Argo

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Midway through the fight both get distracted and end up getting drunk in a local bar.
 

BigJ

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Originally posted by: Zanix
Superheros never fight superheros.

Wait, did batman ever fight superman?

Batman messed Superman up, badly. People underestimate Batman becaues he doesn't have any innate abilities. But he's probably one of the most resourceful superheroes out there. He is a gazillionaire after all.
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Zanix
Superheros never fight superheros.

Wait, did batman ever fight superman?

Batman messed Superman up, badly. People underestimate Batman becaues he doesn't have any innate abilities. But he's probably one of the most resourceful superheroes out there. He is a gazillionaire after all.

I still disagree with that one. Superman is, well, superman.
 

Coquito

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Didn't Homer have that big fight scene in that episode when Bart got a big brother? I remember him fighting some huge guy to a draw basically.
 

Atomicus

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You can't fight Peter Griffin....


Peter: Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me
Can't Touch me
Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic Immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue
I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets.
I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat, Can't touch me!

Homer needs to step down as the retard that he is. Peter actually has skin that looks like real flesh and jumps out of commercial airplanes!
 

Atomicus

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Originally posted by: oneshot47
Yea, but peter beat up that chicken in the Y2K episode...

Is it the one he refers back to his great ancestor, that little mexican Peter Griffin? :eek:
 

Demon-Xanth

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Fry never kicks anyone's ass unless he's got worms. Bender maybe, Bender was a professional wrestler.
 

machintos

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homer fell down a cliff, took a canonball shot in the belly, immune to nuclear radiation and he's been to human world.
I say homer's gonna win.
 

AkumaX

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Originally posted by: amish
peter is basically a clone of homer. drunk, fat, and stupid. the simpsons even did a little slap in the face to family guy in an episode. it was the episode where homer could create clones of himself with a hammock. he starts to make a sh!tload of clones and peter griffin pops out too.

and old homer too