Yardwork...a reminder of why I'm still pretty ok with renting.
My ideal "back yard" would have a high roof over it, maybe some kind of high-impact polycarbonate or some such material, and otherwise be fully enclosed. Climate: Something warm and dry, with various succulents all over the place.
Many people fought and died to bring us indoor climate control technology, and I'm not about to allow their deaths to have been for nothing.
You are probably right, for all I know he is putting roadkill in there. He is a little odd.
well shit - i went out to look at the leaf blower and it does vac/shred. the previous owner of the house left it for me and I only used it once to blow leaves and never really looked at it closely. gotta figure out how to convert it to vac/shred mode.
I've given it consideration. I've wondered if shock collars would keep them on my property. There's also local ordnances to consider. I don't see why people should be allowed to keep noisy, stinky dogs, but goats are a problem.
There's other attachments that you need. The blower tube you're used to is narrow while the suction tube is much wider in diameter to allow for more leaves to get through at a time. If it's anything like mine, the bottom fan on the blower (dual-purpose) is the suction fan & shredder so that's where the suction tube attaches to. Then you have a bag attachment where the blower tube was before. Basically swap in 2 pieces and it's converted. If you don't have it, contact the manufacturer for parts.
I will tell you this; it takes about 6 adult goats to keep a 1/4 acre pasture down. Grass grows fast. We only have 3 goats right now, but had 8-9 just 2 years ago. Now I have to mow the pastures, so we need more goats.
The nice thing about goats vs. a cow or horse, is the size of the poo.
Goat poo pellets are small and easily mix in with the grass. Cowpies must be picked up or you will get a very lumpy pasture very quickly.
Also, goats will not eat the grass down to the roots like a horse does.
They are very tame and I can't imagine why any city laws would prohibit them. It's much better to have a goat mow your lawn than having to pick up dog piles.
Wrap the trunks with small hole chicken wire.The number of goats per acre varies from one patch of land to the next. I can assure you that the 24 per acre isn't even close on my land (marginal soils.) Though in a week or so, I plan on locking them out of one of the pastures, plowing the whole thing, fertilizing, getting the pH right, and reseeding. (And hoping it helps a lot.)
The rest - goats in suburbia - they're far quieter than dogs. They smell less than dogs. They don't have large pieces of shit - instead, it's just little pellets, just like a rabbit.
Drawbacks: they looooove things you'd rather they didn't eat; and in fact, prefer a lot of other things to grass. I'd let them mow my back yard, but I have a few hundred invested in fruit trees, and I know that they'll eat the bark off those trees (killing the trees) as soon as they discover them. And, their shit doesn't stink.
3-4 hours of yard work and my wife is happy to let me veg the rest of the daydo women care about men who do yardwork is the question
Maybe it was Rain Man who came up with our lawn care behaviors.:^D
I actually love outdoors, but I don't like caring for it. I like things fairly rugged and ungroomed, so most of isn't difficult. My big problem is lawn mowing. I absolutely hate it, and consider it nothing but a waste of time and resources. My ideal house site would be in a woods in the middle of a boulder field. No grass at all, with ferns and moss being my yard greenery.