Homeless...need work

[pyonir]

On the way home from the Diamondbacks game today we saw a guy standing on the corner holding a sign. The sign read:

"Homeless. Need work and a good woman."

LMAO. At least he had a sense of humor about it and it beats the cliched "Why lie, i need a beer" one.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

"Will Eat for Food"

The second greatest card a homeless man can hold up.

 

[Sphexi]

There's a local guy that stands on the median near a supermarket and he holds a sign that says "NEED MONEY FOR DOG FOOD". I never see him with a dog, so who knows if he has one, or just uses the money for booze, but it's a street that people don't stop on (busy road), nobody gives him anything.

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
There's a local guy that stands on the median near a supermarket and he holds a sign that says "NEED MONEY FOR DOG FOOD". I never see him with a dog, so who knows if he has one, or just uses the money for booze, but it's a street that people don't stop on (busy road), nobody gives him anything.

Maybe he likes dog food?

 

[Mr Incognito]

I saw this one when I went to the MLB All-Star game in Seattle. "Need money for weed and cheetos". I had a laugh.