Home toilet advantage

[RearAdmiral]

Man, pooping during work or in another public restroom stinks. I just want to sit somewhere for a few minutes in peace and read a website or two. It is great when no one else comes in to sit down.

Hey I understand that you can't help poo related noises, and I'm fine with that. But do you really need the chorus of other bodily noises: grunting, breathing heavily, bracing yourself against the in-between wall to prep for blast off, etc. I understand if you are fapping, but at least stand up so I can see your feet going the other way.

Sometimes I just need the home toilet advantage, you can just let out a nice long sigh and relax for a moment.

 

[Slacker]

This is what I get for mistakenly clicking the "next thread" instead of returning to the index...

 

[techs]

This is what I get for clicking on a thread by REARadmiral.

 

[RearAdmiral]

Get off your high horses! Do you wipe with gold leaf?

 

[Pliablemoose]

Shitbreak?

Is that you?

 

[DivideBYZero]

I run a blackout script on my ass during office hours.

 

[Pepsei]

bidet ftw.

 

[moshquerade]

There's no toilet like home toilet
Like no toilet I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything that traffic will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling
When you are stealing that extra bow

 

[herrjimbo]

There's no toilet like home toilet
Like no toilet I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything that traffic will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling
When you are stealing that extra bow

i saw what you did there.
well done.