Adul
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A man calls his son the week before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so
You call your sister and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone."No way
they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Dad immediately and screams at her father, "You are not
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,
don't
do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says,"they're coming home for Christmas and paying their
own way."
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so
You call your sister and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone."No way
they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Dad immediately and screams at her father, "You are not
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,
don't
do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says,"they're coming home for Christmas and paying their
own way."
