Holyrollers crack me up

[Ausm]

I was sending an e-mail about how cool WOW was to a buddy of mine when my nosey holyroller coworker came up to me and read my message.

He preceeded to tell me that his church has denounced all demonic games like that.

I said "It will be a cold day in hell when I let a religion run my life


daayum I need to invent some antiholyroller spray.

One good thing though they are avoiding more often because they think lightning might strike me at any moment

Ausm

 

[Deeko]

see that's when you find out what church he is in, then find out what offends that church most, and proceed to do that stuff as often as possible in front of these guys.

btw, you shouldn't be using company time to send friends emails.

Oh wait, I'm at work right now.

Nevermind.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Ausm
I was sending an e-mail about how cool WOW was to a buddy of mine when my nosey holyroller coworker came up to me and read my message.

He preceeded to tell me that his church has denounced all demonic games like that.

I said "It will be a cold day in hell when I let a religion run my life


daayum I need to invent some antiholyroller spray.

One good thing though they are avoiding more often because they think lightning might strike me at any moment

Ausm

Horse porn running on screen saver slideshow should keep them away.

 

[Fausto]

I had a friend as a kid whose parents were "born again" all of a sudden and threw out all his Dungeons & Dragons stuff and most of his music. Parenting at its finest.

 

[Gothgar]

tell him I said WOW is so awesome, I am going to start worshiping it.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Fausto
I had a friend as a kid whose parents were "born again" all of a sudden and threw out all his Dungeons & Dragons stuff and most of his music. Parenting at its finest.

wtf. motherfvckers.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Ausm
I was sending an e-mail about how cool WOW was to a buddy of mine when my nosey holyroller coworker came up to me and read my message.

He preceeded to tell me that his church has denounced all demonic games like that.

I said "It will be a cold day in hell when I let a religion run my life


daayum I need to invent some antiholyroller spray.

One good thing though they are avoiding more often because they think lightning might strike me at any moment

Ausm

Horse porn running on screen saver slideshow should keep them away.

LMAO


AUsm

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: Fausto
I had a friend as a kid whose parents were "born again" all of a sudden and threw out all his Dungeons & Dragons stuff and most of his music. Parenting at its finest.

wtf. motherfvckers.

They somehow figured out that the D&D characters have an "alignment" and there's an element of god-worshipping in that and they freaked out.

 

[PanzerIV]

That's what that ass gets for reading YOUR emails. Tell him to mind his own damn business while he's at it. I can't stand people like that. Good job, Ausm.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: Fausto
I had a friend as a kid whose parents were "born again" all of a sudden and threw out all his Dungeons & Dragons stuff and most of his music. Parenting at its finest.

wtf. motherfvckers.

They somehow figured out that the D&D characters have an "alignment" and there's an element of god-worshipping in that and they freaked out.

These are the same stupid f^cks that won't let their kids watch Harry Potter because they think they will transform into devil worshipping zombies with cloven feet and horns after watching it. :roll:

 

[MattCo]

Write an email telling your buddy what nosy asshats your coworkers are, then let them read that over your shoulder.

-MC

 

[ggavinmoss]

You should have sounded disappointed and said "Darn, I wanted you to come to the goat slaughter with me! "

-geoff

 

[pyonir]

one of the people i work with said the local metal/goth store was satanic. :roll:

 

[quentrm250]

I *HAD* an ex-girlfriend that was a holyroller. We got into a huge argument one day because I couldn't help but throw it in her face that she was judging me and how true christians never pose judgement upon others.
I hit the nail on the head judging by her reaction. Did I mention she drank, smoked, had premarital secks, and I caught her cheating on me?!

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: quentrm250
I *HAD* an ex-girlfriend that was a holyroller.

Technically you still have an ex-girlfriend that was a holyroller.

-geoff

 

[ScoobMaster]

You might find this site amusing

In Praise of Close-Mindedness

 

[Fritzo]

You should have corrected him. He said "THE" church. Last I checked, MY church (Catholic) saw games as entertainment and story telling and didn't care one way or the other. If you want to get under his skin, ask him for proof a church official for his religion denouced the playing of fantasy games. He most likely won't be able to, but if he does, reply "I'm glad that's not MY religion!"

 

[slickcat]

Originally posted by: quentrm250
I *HAD* an ex-girlfriend that was a holyroller. We got into a huge argument one day because I couldn't help but throw it in her face that she was judging me and how true christians never pose judgement upon others.
I hit the nail on the head judging by her reaction. Did I mention she drank, smoked, had premarital secks, and I caught her cheating on me?!

She sounds a bit confused

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: slickcat

Originally posted by: quentrm250
I *HAD* an ex-girlfriend that was a holyroller. We got into a huge argument one day because I couldn't help but throw it in her face that she was judging me and how true christians never pose judgement upon others.
I hit the nail on the head judging by her reaction. Did I mention she drank, smoked, had premarital secks, and I caught her cheating on me?!

She sounds a bit confused

understatement of the year.

 

[Stark]

i might play wow if they made a priest character who could beat orcs over the head with "the enchanted bible thump"

 

[azazyel]

You should ask him if he knows any virgins. They are getting so hard to come by and the winter solstice is getting closer.

 

[Bryophyte]

My brother's wife grew up with a psycho fundie stepmother. She was forbidden to draw pictures of snakes because they were "EVIL".

 

[faZZter]

Originally posted by: Ausm
I was sending an e-mail about how cool WOW was to a buddy of mine when my nosey holyroller coworker came up to me and read my message.

He preceeded to tell me that his church has denounced all demonic games like that.

I said "It will be a cold day in hell when I let a religion run my life


daayum I need to invent some antiholyroller spray.

One good thing though they are avoiding more often because they think lightning might strike me at any moment

Ausm

WoW is a demonic game?

WTF, I mean really, WTF!? I would have said the same thing.

WoW is awesome and I can say I have been quite impressed with it so far. (and I've played at least 2/3 of the major MMORPG games at one time or another)

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Make like in Doom 3.

"The new recruit is extremely annoying. He is also very nosy. He is reading this report over my shoulder right now. Yes, I'm talking to you."

- M4H

 

[djplayx714]

Originally posted by: quentrm250
I *HAD* an ex-girlfriend that was a holyroller. We got into a huge argument one day because I couldn't help but throw it in her face that she was judging me and how true christians never pose judgement upon others.
I hit the nail on the head judging by her reaction. Did I mention she drank, smoked, had premarital secks, and I caught her cheating on me?!

I have 5 ex gfs that fit that description