Holy Support
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly
walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd
like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one
type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea
of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
The man looked stumped...
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
only four types of bras to choose from," she said with a smile,
realizing his predicament.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied,
"There are the
Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled again, the man asked about the differences between them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist
type makes mountains out of mole hills."
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly
walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd
like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one
type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea
of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
The man looked stumped...
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
only four types of bras to choose from," she said with a smile,
realizing his predicament.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied,
"There are the
Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled again, the man asked about the differences between them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist
type makes mountains out of mole hills."
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