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HOLY SHIZZLE!! Scammer tried to get me on eBay. I called his bluff, he confesses

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Dear Scumbag..

I have been talking this matter over with my family and I am concerned that you are going to do this to another person. So in discussions we decided that it would probably be in eBay's (and the rest of the internet's) best interest if I turn you in to: Your Local Police (you gave me your address), The FBI (attempting Wire Fraud), Ebay, and paypal. Well, that would be in THEIR best interests.. but what about ours? I am going to put up an auction for a "REMORSE D-CELL BATTERY" with a buy it now for $500. You will buy it and pay, and I will never mention this again. You don't buy it, well I hope you like jail.

Good Day.
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: DrPizza
scam the scammer...
make him believe he's being investigated..
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You guys have to write up something nice for me to send him. I can't think up half as good sh!t as you guys do 😀
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With the collective brains of ATOT, we can surely write something to scare him. Let's do this!!!!




KeyserSoze
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Dear Scumbag..

I have been talking this matter over with my family and I am concerned that you are going to do this to another person. So in discussions we decided that it would probably be in eBay's (and the rest of the internet's) best interest if I turn you in to: Your Local Police (you gave me your address), The FBI (attempting Wire Fraud), Ebay, and paypal. Well, that would be in THEIR best interests.. but what about ours? I am going to put up an auction for a "REMORSE D-CELL BATTERY" with a buy it now for $500. You will buy it and pay, and I will never mention this again. You don't buy it, well I hope you like jail.

Good Day.
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Hehe 😉
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Dear Scumbag..

I have been talking this matter over with my family and I am concerned that you are going to do this to another person. So in discussions we decided that it would probably be in eBay's (and the rest of the internet's) best interest if I turn you in to: Your Local Police (you gave me your address), The FBI (attempting Wire Fraud), Ebay, and paypal. Well, that would be in THEIR best interests.. but what about ours? I am going to put up an auction for a "REMORSE D-CELL BATTERY" with a buy it now for $500. You will buy it and pay, and I will never mention this again. You don't buy it, well I hope you like jail.

Good Day.
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Was thinking he should pay $1,000, and Brandon can send a cashier's check for the difference.
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Dear Scumbag..

I have been talking this matter over with my family and I am concerned that you are going to do this to another person. So in discussions we decided that it would probably be in eBay's (and the rest of the internet's) best interest if I turn you in to: Your Local Police (you gave me your address), The FBI (attempting Wire Fraud), Ebay, and paypal. Well, that would be in THEIR best interests.. but what about ours? I am going to put up an auction for a "REMORSE D-CELL BATTERY" with a buy it now for $500. You will buy it and pay, and I will never mention this again. You don't buy it, well I hope you like jail.

Good Day.
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GREAT idea!!! :thumbsup::beer:
Brandon you gotta do this!
 
Oh and now that you have his address. Send him some anthrax or something (meaning an envelope of white powder, that would be funny).
 
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Dear Scumbag..

I have been talking this matter over with my family and I am concerned that you are going to do this to another person. So in discussions we decided that it would probably be in eBay's (and the rest of the internet's) best interest if I turn you in to: Your Local Police (you gave me your address), The FBI (attempting Wire Fraud), Ebay, and paypal. Well, that would be in THEIR best interests.. but what about ours? I am going to put up an auction for a "REMORSE D-CELL BATTERY" with a buy it now for $500. You will buy it and pay, and I will never mention this again. You don't buy it, well I hope you like jail.

Good Day.
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Was thinking he should pay $1,000, and Brandon can send a cashier's check for the difference.
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hahaha :evil:
 
wtf?!

That was weird!

Glad you didn't get scammed.

Koing
 
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Dear Scumbag..

I have been talking this matter over with my family and I am concerned that you are going to do this to another person. So in discussions we decided that it would probably be in eBay's (and the rest of the internet's) best interest if I turn you in to: Your Local Police (you gave me your address), The FBI (attempting Wire Fraud), Ebay, and paypal. Well, that would be in THEIR best interests.. but what about ours? I am going to put up an auction for a "REMORSE D-CELL BATTERY" with a buy it now for $500. You will buy it and pay, and I will never mention this again. You don't buy it, well I hope you like jail.

Good Day.
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Was thinking he should pay $1,000, and Brandon can send a cashier's check for the difference.
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Is it still blackmail if you're going to turn him in whether he pays up or not?
 
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