HOLY MOTHER F'ING CRAP!@@

MAME

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God damn this totally sucks. My toilet has been tempermental as of late and gets clogged super easily. I cleaned the bathroom area a bit with toilet paper and tossed it in the toilet when finished. It wasn't much at all but it seemed enough to clog the toilet. No biggie...I just wait a hour or two and it always unclogs itself after a few flushes.

Well that was yesterday and today it was still backed up. The water level was too high to flush so I peed and instinctively reached for the handle afterwards. As soon as my hand hit the handle, I realized my grave error. I tried to reach back but my neural synopsis already fired and my hand pushed down JUST barely enough to start the flush. So I stand there, with this "OH SH!T" look on my face as the already high water level raises up even further. Up and up until the first drop of water spills over.

I FREAK out, reaching for the scale, trashcan, floor mat(s) and basket near the toilet. I get them just in time as the water starts flowing all the hell over. Now these low water toilets are fine and all but have you ever seen a gallon of water on the floor? It seems like 97 gallons when you have to clean it up. Jesus tap dancing christ. I reluctantly (that's toilet water mind you) reached for some dirty towels and put them down after it was apparent that paper towels wouldn't do crap.

So I have all this piss water soaked towels that I have to rush down to the apartment washing machine and toss in, along with my floor mats.

That was seriously the worst thing I've experienced in a while. Now I have to pee upstairs in my roommate's bathroom, doh.
 

Evadman

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pee in your shower like every other guy on the planet :p
 

nan0bug

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Originally posted by: MAME
God damn this totally sucks. My toilet has been tempermental as of late and gets clogged super easily. I cleaned the bathroom area a bit with toilet paper and tossed it in the toilet when finished. It wasn't much at all but it seemed enough to clog the toilet. No biggie...I just wait a hour or two and it always unclogs itself after a few flushes.

Well that was yesterday and today it was still backed up. The water level was too high to flush so I peed and instinctively reached for the handle afterwards. As soon as my hand hit the handle, I realized my grave error. I tried to reach back but my neural synopsis already fired and my hand pushed down JUST barely enough to start the flush. So I stand there, with this "OH SH!T" look on my face as the already high water level raises up even further. Up and up until the first drop of water spills over.

I FREAK out, reaching for the scale, trashcan, floor mat(s) and basket near the toilet. I get them just in time as the water starts flowing all the hell over. Now these low water toilets are fine and all but have you ever seen a gallon of water on the floor? It seems like 97 gallons when you have to clean it up. Jesus tap dancing christ. I reluctantly (that's toilet water mind you) reached for some dirt towels and put them down after it was apparent that paper towels wouldn't do crap.

So I have all this piss water soaked towels that I have to rush down to the apartment washing machine and toss in, along with my floor mats.

That was seriously the worst thing I've experienced in a while. Now I have to pee upstairs in my roommate's bathroom, doh.

You know, I hear plungers and drain-o will work wonders on the problem you're having.
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: IcemanJer
don't you have a plunger next to your toilet? If you don't... YOU SHOULD!

a plunger won't do me any good right now. It would dump another half gallon of water on the floor just from the displacement. The water level it at the VERY top of the bowl right now :(


And we have a plunger but it doesn't do anything. Like I said, this happens often and always fixes itself. I guess this time I ran out of luck
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: nan0bug
Originally posted by: MAME
God damn this totally sucks. My toilet has been tempermental as of late and gets clogged super easily. I cleaned the bathroom area a bit with toilet paper and tossed it in the toilet when finished. It wasn't much at all but it seemed enough to clog the toilet. No biggie...I just wait a hour or two and it always unclogs itself after a few flushes.

Well that was yesterday and today it was still backed up. The water level was too high to flush so I peed and instinctively reached for the handle afterwards. As soon as my hand hit the handle, I realized my grave error. I tried to reach back but my neural synopsis already fired and my hand pushed down JUST barely enough to start the flush. So I stand there, with this "OH SH!T" look on my face as the already high water level raises up even further. Up and up until the first drop of water spills over.

I FREAK out, reaching for the scale, trashcan, floor mat(s) and basket near the toilet. I get them just in time as the water starts flowing all the hell over. Now these low water toilets are fine and all but have you ever seen a gallon of water on the floor? It seems like 97 gallons when you have to clean it up. Jesus tap dancing christ. I reluctantly (that's toilet water mind you) reached for some dirt towels and put them down after it was apparent that paper towels wouldn't do crap.

So I have all this piss water soaked towels that I have to rush down to the apartment washing machine and toss in, along with my floor mats.

That was seriously the worst thing I've experienced in a while. Now I have to pee upstairs in my roommate's bathroom, doh.

You know, I hear plungers and drain-o will work wonders on the problem you're having.


The bottle of draino I'm looking at right now says "not for use in toilets". Besides, it wouldn't do anything right now anyway.
 

StageLeft

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Last year our toilet was stopped up and I was plunging it and by God it just would not unstop, and before I knew it I was plunging like mad with fecal water flying around the bathroom, in a fury of plunging. It was quite a mess, but it was funny even while I was doing it.
 

Bootprint

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When that happens, pop open the tank and hold up the float thingy so that it thinks the bowl is full.


Maybe you could use your hands to dislocate the object, but remember to post pictures.
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Tates
Thanks for the visual:disgust:

Well I think you could have figured it out after the second sentence. What did you honestly expect? I bunch of Easter Bunnies jump in my apartment, give me candy and kick me in the nuts?
 

ElFenix

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heres an idea: flush between taking a dump and wiping. won't clog as much
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Bootprint
When that happens, pop open the tank and hold up the float thingy so that it thinks the bowl is full.


Maybe you could use your hands to dislocate the object, but remember to post pictures.

lol, it's just toilet paper way down somewhere. Keep in mind that the toilet water level is at the VERY top right now. I can't put anything in there.
 

Eli

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Be thankful. It could've been worse.

The toilet could've been full of diarrhea.
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
heres an idea: flush between taking a dump and wiping. won't clog as much

It was clogged from toilet paper alone. I cleaned the bathroom with tp (it was closer than paper towels, and more expendable).
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Last year our toilet was stopped up and I was plunging it and by God it just would not unstop, and before I knew it I was plunging like mad with fecal water flying around the bathroom, in a fury of plunging. It was quite a mess, but it was funny even while I was doing it.

lol, holy sh!t
 

JulesMaximus

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So long as you get a good seal around the bottom before you start jerking it up and down :D it should work just fine...
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: MAME
Well I think you could have figured it out after the second sentence. What did you honestly expect? I bunch of Easter Bunnies jump in my apartment, give me candy and kick me in the nuts?

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Last year our toilet was stopped up and I was plunging it and by God it just would not unstop, and before I knew it I was plunging like mad with fecal water flying around the bathroom, in a fury of plunging. It was quite a mess, but it was funny even while I was doing it.

LMFAO! 2 Awesome quotes in ONE thread!
 

IcemanJer

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Originally posted by: MAME
Well I think you could have figured it out after the second sentence. What did you honestly expect? I bunch of Easter Bunnies jump in my apartment, give me candy and kick me in the nuts?
that would've been a more entertaining story.
 

PCMarine

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You do know that there is a valve near the base of the toilet which shuts off the water, so if the water is rising rapidly and looks like it's gonna spill over... just turn the valve closed and wait for the water to receed for you to plunge.