Holy Hell, where's Jesus? present...

quackerww

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Holy Hell, where's Jesus? present...

Ok first off I?m not Christian - my family is though, and I get them gifts. I do not expect any in return.

But my god some of the threads I see here people are bi**ing about how they do not get their $500 present early and how they are getting over one grand of useless sh*t that will be obsolete in a few months.

This really got me thinking, if it?s Jesus? birth day, why do people insist on bringing out the 7 deadly sins. The ones Jesus died for.

Pride ? The object of gift giving is one of receiving more gifts and recognition for the gifts you have given. Sounds like pride to me.

Avarice/Greed ? Self explanatory

Envy ? Tommy down the street got a new 4 speed bike?.I want one too.

Anger ? Have you ever been to the mall on the busy shopping days.

Lust ? This one had me stumped, Lust hmm?ok this one is weak at best mistletoe and getting some at the office Christmas party.

Gluttony ? Christmas Dinner, you fat Americans. (Damn I am American)

Sloth ? Wine and booze eggnog, do you think of the J man when you are opening you earthly delights? Oh and laziness four day weekends?


Happy Christmas you sinners.
 

hjo3

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For not being a Christian you sure are adept at bitching like one.
 

quackerww

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I try.... ;)

BTW Ryan; this is the definition of Humble, so you just lied....

Marked by meekness or modesty in behavior, attitude, or spirit; not arrogant or prideful.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Ryan
Good thing Jesus doens't exist. I'm a humble non-believer.

Historians agree that he did exist. What you believe or don't believe is the spiritual side of it.
 

hjo3

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Ryan
Good thing Jesus doens't exist. I'm a humble non-believer.

Historians agree that he did exist.
Hmm... but Ryan said he doesn't exist... i.e. present tense.