Holy foreskin???

[Dissipate]

he Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium) is one of the various relics purported to be associated with Jesus Christ. At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess it, sometimes concurrently. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it.

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[NikPreviousAcct]

Whackos who give the religious a bad name.

 

[bradruth]

Ah yes, two of the biggest questions in the world:

1. Did Jesus exist?

2. And if so, did he have a chode?

 

[z0mb13]

jesus, being jewish, should be circumcized, right??

so this came during his bar mitzvah days??

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Apart from its physical importance as a relic, the Holy Foreskin appeared in a famous vision of Saint Catherine of Siena. In the vision, Jesus mystically marries her, and his amputated foreskin is given to her as a wedding ring.

Put down the crack pipe!

 

[Falloutboy]

umm another reason why religion is fucd up

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Falloutboy
umm another reason why religion is fucd up

Organized religion is fusked up, yes.

 

[voodoochylde]

Is this similar at all to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?... *ducks*

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Ah yes, two of the biggest questions in the world:

1. Did Jesus exist?

2. And if so, did he have a chode?

It's an undisputed fact that he existed. At least among experts, armchair theorists argue a lot, but they're wrong.

What everybody cares about is if he is who he says he is.

 

[brigden]

"Back off! For I wield the power of Christ's foreskin!"

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: bradruth
Ah yes, two of the biggest questions in the world:

1. Did Jesus exist?

2. And if so, did he have a chode?

It's an undisputed fact that he existed. At least among experts, armchair theorists argue a lot, but they're wrong.

What everybody cares about is if he is who he says he is.

Whether or not he was the son of "god" or was he just another David Koresh is the question though.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: bradruth
Ah yes, two of the biggest questions in the world:

1. Did Jesus exist?

2. And if so, did he have a chode?

It's an undisputed fact that he existed. At least among experts, armchair theorists argue a lot, but they're wrong.

What everybody cares about is if he is who he says he is.

Whether or not he was the son of "god" or was he just another David Koresh is the question though.

Right.

 

[virtuamike]

The foreskin of Christ compels you! The foreskin of Christ compels you!

 

[episodic]

hahha

 

[digitalsm]

Jesus the man existed. Was Jesus the messiah, could he preform miracles, and was he ressurected are the questions that are most often debated.

 

[AMCRambler]

Aww man, it's prolly like the Popes ring!
"You may kneel and kiss the foreskin..."
Hell no!

 

[OrganizedChaos]

Apart from its physical importance as a relic, the Holy Foreskin appeared in a famous vision of Saint Catherine of Siena. In the vision, Jesus mystically marries her, and his amputated foreskin is given to her as a wedding ring.

umm, yeah.....

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
Apart from its physical importance as a relic, the Holy Foreskin appeared in a famous vision of Saint Catherine of Siena. In the vision, Jesus mystically marries her, and his amputated foreskin is given to her as a wedding ring.

umm, yeah.....

wtf?

 

[FleshLight]

Maybe this is theme for the new Indiana Jones movie with Sean Connery.

 

[WhiteKnight]

Originally posted by: KirbsAw

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
Apart from its physical importance as a relic, the Holy Foreskin appeared in a famous vision of Saint Catherine of Siena. In the vision, Jesus mystically marries her, and his amputated foreskin is given to her as a wedding ring.

umm, yeah.....

wtf?

What, you've never heard of the original 4 Cs of wedding ring buying? (Now known as 4 Cs of diamond buying)

Color
Clarity (you have to be careful, they didn't have jimmy hats back then)
Carat (from the Aramaic word "Carateo" for "How big is your shlong?")
and of course, Cut

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Nik
Whackos who give the religious a bad name.

That's the catholic church in a nutshell for you.

 

[Brutuskend]

And then there's this... :shocked: