Holy Crap!!!

[cruiser1338]

Well, it's humid as hell here, and there's an insect flying about my room. 2 windows open, and one little bug flying about. To preface this, bugs and snakes and spiders really freak me out. So I follow it around the room frozen in fear until I see the light I have on. There were literally a hundred of the little fvcker's. So I run and grab the can of Off! spray I have, and started spraying. All over the place, even on to the light. I was in a frenzy. But the amazing thing was, the bug spray killed or paralyzed the bugs. They fell to the floor and I mopped them up. Then I thought, "Oh fvck! Highly flammable bug spray and a hot light!" Luckily I haven't exploded yet, but I was scared shitless.

Life lessons: Bugs are freaky. Bug spray is very useful. Keep it away from lights. Makes a good ice rink on Pergo flooring.

 

[BlueWeasel]

D'ing IAF in 3...2...1....

 

[Sundog]

So I run and grab the can of Off!

Isn't off a repellent, not an insecticide?

 

[suse920]

0

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Sundog

So I run and grab the can of Off!

Isn't off a repellent, not an insecticide?

Yes. He must have drown it.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
D'ing IAF in 3...2...1....

lol, points for creativity

 

[Chode Messiah]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Sundog

So I run and grab the can of Off!

Isn't off a repellent, not an insecticide?

Yes. He must have drown it.

axe and a lighter pwns ur gay OFF! spray

 

[cruiser1338]

I guess I did drown them, because my floor is lke a ice rink! Oh, added that to the life lessons.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: cruiser1338
I guess I did drown them, because my floor is lke a ice rink! Oh, added that to the life lessons.

dude!

lesson #1 get a girlfriend or boyfriend.

be happy....

no more thinking about lame stuff.

 

[cruiser1338]

Holy fvck!! They're back!! WTF do I have to do to get these out of here?

Fvck this, I'm sleeping on the couch.

alkemyst, having over ten thousand posts in a forum full of geeks doesn't exactly give you the credentials to tell anyone to get a girlfriend or boyfriend.

 

[tami]

dude, i'm a girl and i'm not as much of a weenie as you.

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
D'ing IAF in 3...2...1....

:laugh:

 

[Demo24]

lmfao

 

[Excelsior]

Close the fvcking windows or put screens in them?

 

[cruiser1338]

I've done both. And I'm not a weenie, just bugs are freaky.

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: cruiser1338
Holy fvck!! They're back!! WTF do I have to do to get these out of here?

Fvck this, I'm sleeping on the couch.

alkemyst, having over ten thousand posts in a forum full of geeks doesn't exactly give you the credentials to tell anyone to get a girlfriend or boyfriend.

get one of those bed/tent screen things. You hang it over your bed and it keeps buggies out

 

[Black88GTA]

Start up a vacuum, pull off hose attachments, suck the lil buggers up a'la David Spade in Tommy Boy?

Problem solved..at least for the moment, till they replenish their numbers.

 

[Continuity27]

Get rid of the dead body under the floorboards, problem solved.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Everyday someone causes me to lose a little more faith in mankind. Today that person is you.