Holy Crap! The resident fundamentalist and the big atheist got in a HUGE fight at work this morning!

Urinal Mint

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The fundamentalist, of course, because he always carries his Bible around to beat people with.
 

IJump

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Nothing like whacking someone over the head with a nice, heavy book. :)
 

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I think that's what they mean by "putting the fear of God" into people. I guess if you hit a dude over the head enough with the Good Book, he'd eventually learn not to tangle with the Bible Beater! :)
 

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The fundamentalist should have turned the other cheek.
The atheist probably said "goddamnit!"
 

IJump

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Unless he was one of those little sissy "bible beaters" with a little tiny Bible. To be effective, it needs to be an early 20th century Bible weighing at least 25 pounds.