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HOLY CRAP! I just found the perfect girl....

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thehstrybean

Diamond Member
So I just read that thread and I thought, "Heck, I've been single for 3 months. It's time to move on." So, I browsed over to match and saw no freebie, so I hit up Yahoo. I've always had a bit of skeptism about Yahoo, but why not? So I was browsin through, and the first result on the second page was her. WOW!

That's all I can really say. She's almost a perfect fit for me. I'm a coffee addict, love camping and hiking, and roadtrips to no where are a staple of my new-found college freedom. I emailed her. Wow...just wow...

I'd post a link to my profile, but it's "undergoing approval" since I just made it...

Wow...
 
"camping and hiking, and roadtrips to nowhere"

umm, aren't these idea things to do if you want to get rid of someone?

Honey, what's that shovel for in the trunk?


j/k, good luck.
 
Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
shes shorter than my c*ck.




Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
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Holy sh!t, that's the funnies freakin mod quote EVER!

Toastedlightly got burnt....
 
Sweet, I just messaged her and she messaged me back. We've got a date this Friday. I guess you should have gotten your profile approved quicker.
 
Originally posted by: trmiv
Sweet, I just messaged her and she messaged me back. We've got a date this Friday. I guess you should have gotten your profile approved quicker.
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Screenshot? Yeah, right...

EDIT: You flyin in from Cali to date her? Boy, you're *whip cracking sound* already...
 
Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
shes shorter than my c*ck.




Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
AnandTech Moderator
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laugh. out. loud. wow.
 
Originally posted by: thehstrybean
Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
shes shorter than my c*ck.




Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
AnandTech Moderator
Click to expand...

Holy sh!t, that's the funnies freakin mod quote EVER!
Click to expand...

:laugh:


:beer: for mod! 😛
 
Originally posted by: thehstrybean
Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
shes shorter than my c*ck.




Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
AnandTech Moderator
Click to expand...

Holy sh!t, that's the funnies freakin mod quote EVER!
Click to expand...

hahah the first time I've ever laughed loudly over a mod quote...
 
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