HOLY CRAP! I just found the perfect girl....

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thehstrybean

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So I just read that thread and I thought, "Heck, I've been single for 3 months. It's time to move on." So, I browsed over to match and saw no freebie, so I hit up Yahoo. I've always had a bit of skeptism about Yahoo, but why not? So I was browsin through, and the first result on the second page was her. WOW!

That's all I can really say. She's almost a perfect fit for me. I'm a coffee addict, love camping and hiking, and roadtrips to no where are a staple of my new-found college freedom. I emailed her. Wow...just wow...

I'd post a link to my profile, but it's "undergoing approval" since I just made it...

Wow...
 
Toastedlightly

Toastedlightly

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shes shorter than my c*ck.




Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
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Bootprint

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"camping and hiking, and roadtrips to nowhere"

umm, aren't these idea things to do if you want to get rid of someone?

Honey, what's that shovel for in the trunk?


j/k, good luck.
 
sash1

sash1

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omg! she breathes! you breathe! you two are perfect! go get married
 
schneiderguy

schneiderguy

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Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
shes shorter than my c*ck.




Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
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owned :Q:Q:Q:Q
 
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thehstrybean

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Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
shes shorter than my c*ck.




Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
AnandTech Moderator
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Holy sh!t, that's the funnies freakin mod quote EVER!

Toastedlightly got burnt....
 
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trmiv

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Sweet, I just messaged her and she messaged me back. We've got a date this Friday. I guess you should have gotten your profile approved quicker.
 
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thehstrybean

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Originally posted by: trmiv
Sweet, I just messaged her and she messaged me back. We've got a date this Friday. I guess you should have gotten your profile approved quicker.
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Screenshot? Yeah, right...

EDIT: You flyin in from Cali to date her? Boy, you're *whip cracking sound* already...
 
pray4mojo

pray4mojo

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Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
shes shorter than my c*ck.




Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
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laugh. out. loud. wow.
 
jlee

jlee

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Originally posted by: thehstrybean
Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
shes shorter than my c*ck.




Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
AnandTech Moderator
Click to expand...

Holy sh!t, that's the funnies freakin mod quote EVER!
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:laugh:


:beer: for mod! :p
 
Skunkwourk

Skunkwourk

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Originally posted by: thehstrybean
Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
shes shorter than my c*ck.




Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
AnandTech Moderator
Click to expand...

Holy sh!t, that's the funnies freakin mod quote EVER!
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hahah the first time I've ever laughed loudly over a mod quote...
 
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