Holy crap...had a major brain fart at the Arby's drive thru

So i'm in line at the arby's drive thru, i had already ordered a bunch of stuff (for the whole family)
I got my visa out and ready.

I'm one car away from the window when i realize my drink holders are full - so i take all the cans and pour the stale soda out the window. I look past the window and sure enough, there's a garbage can there.
I remind myself OVER AND OVER again to throw the empty cans into the garbage after i get my food.
I even picture myself pulling up and whipping the 3 empty 7up cans into the garbage.

The car in front of me pulls away.

I pull up to the window, the lady opens the window and starts to lean out

I WHIP my credit card into the window

HOLY CRAP was this lady mad.
I apologized repeatedly and tried to explain everything...but i'm sure she still thinks i'm retarded.

To top it all off...i fricken forgot to throw away the empty cans when i left as well.

EDIT: "WHIP" is being used as a term for throwing quickly
My credit card bounced off her neck

 

[dethman]

you went to arbys. that's a brain fart in itself.

 

[aplefka]

I don't get it? You whipped out the credit card? Huh?

In other news, I went to Arby's today too.

 

[KLin]

So you threw your credit card at the lady?

 

[pyonir]

wow...great story. Please become a writer.

 

[Spikesoldier]

Originally posted by: aplefka
I don't get it? You whipped out the credit card? Huh?

In other news, I went to Arby's today too.

i think he threw the CC at the lady when she opened up the window

 

[Orsorum]

You whipped *it* out?

 

[rh71]

better than whipping your credit card into the trash

 

[Steve]

The lady was mad at him for pouring out the drinks.

 

[djheater]

You need More sleep and LESS stress.

I need the same thing and I doubt either of us will get it.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: rh71
better than whipping your credit card into the trash

That's where I thought it was headed. I figured he gave her the trash and threw away the credit card, or something of that nature.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

yeah, what does whipping out your credit card mean exactly?

You took it out? Why would she be made if you took out your credit card? By whip it out do you mean like when people say "dude, just whip it out".

...or does whip it out mean like you accidentally threw it at her?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: djheater
You need More sleep and LESS stress.

I love that, a welcome change from last quarter.

 

[villageidiot111]

I love arby's. Can't beat five roast beef for 5.95!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: villageidiot111
I love arby's. Can't beat five roast beef for 5.95!

I miss when it used to be 5 for $5

 

Originally posted by: pyonir
wow...great story. Please become a writer.

I am!

 

[Adam8281]

I think he means he slashed her in the face with it.

 

[Jhill]

WTF is happening here? I am fu@king confused. Did he throw a soda can at the lady? Did he throw his CC in the trash? Did he whip something else out?

I'll have another drink then come back to this thread.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: troytime

Originally posted by: pyonir
wow...great story. Please become a writer.

I am!

No doubt a comedy writer.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Feels like an Arby's night

 

mmm beef and cheddar

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Jhill
WTF is happening here? I am fu@king confused. Did he throw a soda can at the lady? Did he throw his CC in the trash? Did he whip something else out?

I'll have another drink then come back to this thread.

It WAS the alcohol talking! :Q

 

Originally posted by: villageidiot111
I love arby's. Can't beat five roast beef for 5.95!

now ya have the option for 5 of a bunch of different things for 5.95

 

[ggavinmoss]

News flash: you're not a ninja -- quit throwing things at strangers.

-geoff

 

[dsfunk]

My credit card bounced off her neck

lmao